Well, this evening I booked 2 hours with VIP Sarah-Lynn . . . after the clothes come off she informs me that she only does massage . . . guys watch out . . . this girl is a total rip off.

Can any of the ladies possibly PLEASE come up with another last name? lol!!
So sorry that happened to you
Hugs and kisses
TL

I think there's something to a name.

Amber Lynn
Heather Lynn
Ginger Lynn
Jaime Lynn
Laura Lynn (hmmm, pound cake....)
Loretta Lynn

What do they all have in common? you decide.

Besides, It seems like there are more ladies named Lynn than Smith or Jones these days.

Maybe you should change your name TL to something else, possibly from this funny last name website below, or something that make your initials TLC (like Cox, Coxenfurter, or something).

No way! I'm keeping my name