I don't have VIP right now

How do you not have VIP?

Your math skills and detective skills need a lot of work....Larry has been around for 15 years ...a little longer than your guesstimate.

15 years...I must be fucking old!

I think the ID "LSLarry" if that is for Leisure Suit Larry is dating you enough I remember playing that game and having to answer the questions to determine my age...

Guess I need to see someone new and write a review

This must be an epidemic. I will not have VIP in 2 days.