I need a a fix worse than Judge Camp needed his!

Ever wonder how Summer Showers gets such good reviews? Because I'm an addict and what you have is what I need to get my fix.  Now accepting applications for new dealers of my kind of stuff.  Your product will be screened because I only get my fix from the highest grade stuff, nothing of questionable origin will be accepted.  Please hurry, the shakes, DT's will be here soon if I don't get what I need!