I was in the car listening to some classic rock and roll on the radio and Steve Miller singing Jet Airliner came on.

I was singing along and thought some new lyrics made the song even better.

Instead of Big ol' Jet Airliner, substitute Big ol' Wet Vagina.

Works really well for the most part in the song, especially these lines:  

Oh, Oh big ol' wet vagina
Don't carry me too far away
Oh, Oh big ol' wet vagina
Cause it's here that I've got to stay
Yeah, yeah yeah, yeah