And just for the Record.  Yes Im serious, You Just Can't Make Some Stuff Up!  The names in this series of actual events have been changed to protect the innocent, ( Namely Me! )

Hands Down, The funniest Real Live Christmas Scene Ive ever witnessed. My S.O's sister is a Little loopy.  The Only Way I can describe really what I mean is, well, totally oblivious to things, Youll see what I mean in a minute.  

So for Christmas we all went to JMy SO's Non Loopy Sisters house where we have most of our family gatherings...It s the house big enough to accomodate ALL of the family.  So it Comes the loopy Sisters Turn to hand her Christmas presents.  So she gets around to our Son and gleefully hands him his gift.Now I need to tell you,   She has a son in the marines who left most of his stuff at her house when he moved out, whic is where the gift comes in.  She had  wrapped up a pair of her sons old ~~ rock-n-roll~~ Shoes...  You know, like the KISS Kind, platform, metal and scrappy, Ones any Metal Head would be proud to have.  You get the pic, but... inside the shoe box along with the shoes was what she held up and announced to everyone ...see the shoes even come with cleaning oild and a sponge.  We all burst out laughing, because what she thought, and still thinks cause no one had the heart to tell her...Is that the oil and sponge, was actually ID warming lube and a sex toy that goes around the mans penis to masturbate.  There She was, holding this thing in her hands, flopping from side to side, trying to show everyone!  I suppose her son hid his sex toy in the shoe box!  Worst Part Is..He wasnt there for Christmas, so He has quite the stories being told about him, and he is completely unaware also...Funniest shit Ive ever seen.  My Son Just Stood There Staring at her like a deer in headlights... like OMG, what do I do???  Trying not to touch "it",  as she kept trying to hand him the "USED" Sex toy and lube....

So Top That!!!  Whats The Worst Gift You Have ever gotten???

PS.  Happy 2012 to Everyone.  Heres a Toast to the Many New Adventures ahead !