"Bottom’s up!" (gotta admit it does take on a whole new meaning with this crowd)
"First one to the bottom, licks the rim!" (depending on personal preference you could easily substitute First with Last)

Oh wait, you asked for sexy HOLIDAY celebration toasts, my bad.

Thanskgiving:
"To breasts and legs yet to be enjoyed."
"Thanksgiving, a time to give thanks to friends for the giving"

Christmas:
"Santa only comes once a year, here’s hoping we all do a little better than that."
"To gifts waiting to be unwrapped." (winking at someone helps)

Hannukkah:
"Here's to hoping that the top of the head is the only thing that goes covered in the next eight days"

New Year’s:
"May the New Year find you happy and satisfied (pause) – again and again."
"To a year of blessings and joyous tidings (pause) – especially when they come in an unmarked envelope."

And I wonder why I never got that job at HallMark.  Here's to having a great weekend.

"To honor, to get on her and to stay on her." Cheers!!!

To those we fuck, but never date

here's to the bee that stuck it to the bull and got the bull a'buckin, and here's to Adam that stuck it to Eve and got the whole world a'fuckin...

Here's to you.....

Here's to you....
And here's to me.....
Best of friends we'll always be....
But if by chance we disagree......



Fuck you.
Here's to me.

A favorite of mine from college:

Our lager which art in barrels, hallowed be thy drink.
Thy will be drunk, at home as in the tavern.
Give us this day our foamy head, and forgive us our spillages,
as we forgive those who spill against us.
And lead us not into incarceration,
but deliver us from hangovers.
For thine is beer, the bitter and the lager, for ever and ever, barmen.
Salud!

more toasts.

Posted this same topic on fb and a college buddy responded:

If the ocean was vodka
And I was a duck
I'd swim to the bottom
and drink it all up
But since the ocean isn't vodka
and I'm not a duck
Pass the Bottle
and let's get fucked up!



We drank way too much....