I know that I can't comment negatively on a provider's ad, so let me just say that I recently saw a photo on this page that was so doctored that I'm not even sure it's of a human.  Do these ladies actually think that helps drive business?  I'd rather see a chick with no photos than one with butchered pictures.  I just don't get it.

I can tell what she looks like by that picture. Old, really fucking old.

What really scares me is that according to her reviews her pictures are real but "really old", that means that she must be in her sixties by now. I think her pics need a better doctor, but even a world class plastic surgeon wouldn't have a clue as to where to start. Maybe Joan Collins could give her a rec? roflmfao

No fucking thanks.

I know some guys like fucking old broads, but I get the heeby jeebies just thinking of fucking someone that old. It's like fucking your own grandmother. Yuuuck

I doubt that you could find a jury of Awcrap's peers, that is hobbyists under age 80, that would possibly convict him after viewing that pic.

The defense rests. After puking up my lunch, I really need the rest. lmao

I don't get why you posted this?  Your brush is so broad that I just don't get the value here.  It's really quite simple for you to handle this without posting anything so broad.  If you don't like someone's pictures, just don't call them.  If you really prefer to see someone with no pictures, go for it.  Personally, I'd rather see no post like yours than to see such a broad condemnation.  Now let's say something positive for a change.... deal?

That Hanna's picture is so doctored as to prevent anyone from knowing what she looks like.  Better?

It is believed by many that AwCrap is another provider. Is this true AwCrap? I agree with pwilley if you dont like someones pic THEN DONT CALL THEM!

I guess that would make you Big Bird.  Why is everyone here so fucking concerned that we all play nice?  I would think that it would benefit everyone for providers to post accurate photos and hobbyists to post accurate reviews.  It seems that you'd all be happier to just play nice but get fucked over by dishonest people.

Why is it that you can not tell us if you are a provder or hobbyist?  We all know you are a provider, just want to hear it from you.  I for dont for one dont give a fuck if you play nice or not! I do however care if you are another provider bashing others.

Since you're soooo fucking smart, why don't you name me?  I'd guess that someone as old as you would have honed some pretty sharp detective skills.

that pretty much answers my question lol
When the community finds out who you are REALLY, I'm sure it wont look good for you.
lol "old ass" There are a lot of older people here and I'm sure they wouldnt appreciate that at all. Maturity is an attitude not just an age. Try acting it!
again I will ask just for the hell of it, are you a provider?

If I admitted to being a provider, would it make you happy?  If I said that I'm not, would you believe me?

but you still didnt answer

I have a sneaky suspension who you are and why the "alleged" photoshopping concerns you....even if you have never posted one review. And if my suspensions are accurate, why in the hell are you so consumed with me?

On the flip side, I do have reviews...good ones; and don't limit my clients to 40 year olds and older.  That being said, it's so obvious what your intent is.....and quite frankly, I don't know where the moderator is to remove your postings from the Board.

Very few escorts have been critiqued as much as I have .....and passed with flying colors...enuf said

I'm not who you think I am.  

WHO you are. I just want to know if you are a provider. You have no ideas who I think you are and it doesnt matter. What does matter is that you may be a provider and that is wrong.
It seems to me that since your very first post you have avoided this question.
Let me ask in another way, do you have a dick or a pussy?

If you notice I started by complaining about excessive photo doctoring.  PWilley was upset that I didn't name names.  Anyone with eyesight marginally better than the late Helen Keller could see that your photo is altered almost to the point of being cartoonish.  I've never met you.  Wait let me restate that.  Based on the picture here, I don't think I've ever met you.  My initial point wasn't to call you out specifically, but what you're doing is commonly called bait & switch, except that the photo as presented isn't really appealing either.  You've been called out on your pictures before, so this really is about you, not me.

MODERATORS:  I think it should be standing practice that if someone comes on here trashing someone else (as in this thread), you AUTOMATICALLY flip their alias and deal with that individual accordingly. This is not the first time this fool has stirred up trouble.  Mods, you have an opportunity to eliminate the nastiness and vindictiveness on this board.

You are very rude to post this right above her ad. Let her handle her bisiness the way she sees fit. You like squiters? I wouldnt piss on you if you were on fire! So I am turning the focus back to you. Again, are you a provider?

For starters, this thread complies with TER rules.  Even if it didn't, the OP isn't an alias.  Thanks though for trying to teach me how to moderate.  I do appreciate it.

Oh and Hanna, if you insist on continuing to try and name the person that you are wrongly accusing of starting this thread, complaints of doctored photos will be the least of your worries.

Alias or not, you think this kind of trash-talking is positive?  May I suggest TER re-evaluate their guidelines because this is clearly wrong.  It does no one any good.  Creates all kinds of bad vibes, defensive postures and wise-ass comments.

....the person may be wrong but the intent isn't....and I hate having to defend myself...

I'm happy to know that you wouldn't piss on me.  I hope it makes you happy to know that I'm not into golden showers either.  I don't understand why you think it's OK for her to repeatedly use fake pictures to lure guys in.  Is that how you run your business?  That's not how I run mine!

So you dont lure guys in with fake pics? Are you a provider? I dont think it's ok for a provider to come here and bash a felow provider! No I dont think bait and switch is ok. But hey I dont see any reviews you have written and if this is the case then after you "met" Hanna just maybe you should have written a review.

I recently posted on this topic with another "mature" provider who just came out of retirement with a brand new name, new website, new pics, etc, who I saw about 10 years ago and the post was removed.  Maybe she bitched about it, or maybe the moderators thought I was stirring the pot.  I was simply pointing out the obvious, and asking if she had current reviews as her service was sub par back then at best.  I asked the question without being cruel, mean, or judgemental so I'm still not sure why it was removed.

I see Hanna's doctored pic, and although it's not a good job doctoring, I think some of the comments here are uncalled for.  People like you whiteknightrepellent are fucking idiots.  You're probably another provider is my guess looking for an opportunity to lash out at someone while you hide behind your computer shoveling your face fist, by fist full, of greasy comfort food as you grow bigger, older, bitter, and colder.

I think it's all bullshit.  AwCrap started this thread to do exactly what he/she did... humiliate Hanna.  Who fucking cares if she fucked up her photo?  It's her photo to fuck up, and your choice not to go see her if you don't like it.

Threads like this, and the fucktards who participate in them is exactly why I quit contributing to the board years ago.  You see something/someone you don't like?  Move along.  The mean spirited, cruel, spirit of some of you is sad.  Hope you got a good laugh at someone elses expense though.  Sleep tight assholes.

Yours was pulled due to a rule that was violated and it's explained in the PM.  TER does not allow people to call out providers on their weekly ad.  As you can see, this is NOT on Hanna's ad, and is fair game.  Like most discussion boards, people have opposing points of view and they sometimes get contentious.

And I'm sorry, I think you've got the thread confused.  It was the thread asking who the best in ATL was.  Right here.

http://www.theeroticreview.com/discussion_boards/viewmsg.asp?MessageID=163094&boardID=18&page=2

Britt Bardot's name was mentioned, and when she chimed in, and pointed the person asking to big doggie for 4 year old reviews, I called her out on it.

I think it's sad all the way around that the whiteknightrepellent uses terms like vomiting lunch up after viewing the pic.  Some of these people are so classless, it makes me sick to be part of it.

Have a good day LittlePhil.  I feel for you.  Moderating these boards must feel like babysitting Toddlers on occasion.

All the best.

PMKing

TER and I see a comment posted by someone using an alias  or a handle with no reviews I take it with a grain of salt.  I've seen younger, 30 somethings, and mature.  I enjoyed them all but my preference is mature with large breast.  Don't worry Hanna 99% of us in the hobby would not take AwCrap to seriously.
They could be a disgruntled provider / hobbyist, pimp or LE for that matter.  It a free country for the most part an AwCrap has a right to his/her opinion and we all have a right to read it with caution/discernment !
Besides this place(TER) is purely fictional is it not...kinda like the Holodeck on the starship Enterprise. I'm in need of a long extended trip to Risa....

the first review I ever had did the initial profile and said the pics were old.  His review was removed because it was a bogus review (imagine that) ...but the profile remained.  I choose my battles and didn't complain to Administrator to have the initial profile removed as time would prove differently and it has.  Now.....get a life!  Hot Hanna...wish I could sit and chat but I have a appointments to keep....bye-e-e-

..and plz dont tell me to review the rules as I would go there first and found nothing.  So this is why I am asking.

people read the reviews but discussion (bashing) really isn't what the gentlemen I prefer to see want to read or rarely agree with the information on the Discussion Boards.  Actually, the reviews are read very subjectively.....otherwise, I would be out of business.......and post like this one actually promotes me.  Why???  Because ....well, I'm gonna let you figure that one out...

Now...lets move on..This weekend suppose to be lovely....lol

.. is that anyone tried to add the voice of reason to this thread.  Just doesn't make sense to do it.  It doesn't matter who anybody is (alias or actual TER name), the end result is that Hannah got a LOT of attention and everybody else got to play a game of whatever you want to call this dialogue.

This thread lost its humor quickly, if it had any, and makes everyone playing look really dumb for getting suckered into it.  I want to see naked women and read dirty stories about sexual accomplishments and occasional disappointments.   Everything else is IRRELEVANT but occasionally entertaining.

Z

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I have seen and tasted every square inch of skin you can see in that pic, and I am hear to tell you that Hanna is quite human and quite lovely.  Please find something better to do than bully these hard-working ladies.

I was going to just stay out of this until the above post, but since I did see her many, many, many years ago, I'm going to have to call BULLSHIT on the "not even 50 yet" comment.

Kind of Joan Riversesque

Liar? Let me see if I can refresh your "aging" memory. I met you at an extended stay suite off of Hammond Drive. Back then you went by a completely different name. You proceed to show me (unsolicited mind you) pictures of your before and after shots of the many surgeries that you have had. After viewing the photos and seeing all of the alterations in the flesh, I was completely unable to perform. Based on that very experience, it is now my policy that I NEVER see anyone who uses such blurred, distorted or heavily altered photos such as yourself. BTW, if you have nothing to hide then why the "cartoonish" quality photo's? Isn't it about TYME you come clean with the truth of your age, alterations and history?

Oh well it seems like a lot of guys around here like old fat broads, and the good news is, Hannah is not fat. lmao

The photos from RT On Ch 5 shows true image.

You identified yourself. Until your post I did not know who OP was referring to. You opened you mouth and jumped with both feet then someone else jumped. White-Knights and Mangina's decided to pour gasoline on the fire to see what they can do to make the drama last longer.

In the process, started advising the moderator.

In the final analysis, OP did not disclose any names. I can tell you, I feel the same way about Photo Shopping and airbrushing photo's to make it look a runway model. When someone's photo looks like a runway model out of Vanity fair, my reaction generally is, I like to f' her, yeh right ( I am not saying runway models don't provide, not $$$ bills).

This is a public board. People will post things you don't like, agree with or care to read. Like in real life, I don't like some people say or do, would not associate with some for all the money in the world, that doesn't mean they should not do what they say or do.

Here is the trick, one has to learn to keep certain distance on a public board, one has to learn not to attack individuals (which most people do need to learn), if you want to keep your anonymity then one has to learn how and when keep their mouths shut.

For Pete's sake Grow Up.

mid 50's, for sure.

and so are you if not more. A little pot and kettle here?

..first impression I got from ur post is just how honorable you are.  A man/woman of true origin that decided to visit TER and charm the people here with his integrity abound.  God, am I blessed  and to think I found you here in this Community...enuf said

...as crazy as it sounds.  Business couldn't be better.

...and thxs for ur condolence...lol

....soon to be a video released called "up close and personal"  Hot Hanna

not perform???? I'm sorry, sounds like a personal problem.  I do offer sex coaching

..ur son took a crowbar and open the trunk of my car where you stole money from me.  Police report available....

Thats right and I am proud of it!! I am not a provider either, So I don't have to post doctored photos
to get attention!!  Everyone want's to turn back the hand of time,  

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