Read an article about how co-eds in TX plan to openly carrying dildos as a form of protest to some new weapons carry for TX college campuses.
Regardless on where you fall on the politics of weapons carry laws, you got to admit that a Dildos Prohibited sign beside a Firearms Prohibited sign (ya know, the pistol silhouette with the red circle-slash over it) would be funny.
When you consider that many handguns are black, and the silhouettes on those signs are black, then someone will definitely come up with a 'racist' spin on what could be misconstrued as "No Detached Black Penis and Scrotum Allowed Here" signs.
Heck, I'd rather not see any detached penis and scrotum... so the actual thought of that sign is simultaneously hilarious and horrid.
Paranoid enough to think everyone is armed - giving me another reason to be nice to y'all, ga_kosh
Last time I checked the guns were concealed carry. Not much of a fan of open carry myself - I think it just makes you a target. But I am all for OTHER folks making targets of themselves....
Honestly, I don't see an issue with carrying dildos either concealed or open - but I have known some girls who carry small vibes/bullets in their purse.... I do like the idea of young women going about publicly proclaiming their devotion to cock.... it sort of has that neolithic, fertility cult thing going for it.
I've yet to have an issue with pulling it out (when appropriate), finding and squarely hitting the moving target. Rifle, shotgun, pistol, or my 'gun'.
I'm no sharpshooter, but I've had no complaints.
My only issue is that the trigger pull on the rifle seems a lot quicker than my 'gun' - if you recall the "This is my rifle, this is my Gun" chant from FULL METAL JACKET. Love that movie.
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