Breast Friends is NOT a play room for guys, it is a support group for breast cancer victims

Kum N Go, is a convenience store and gas station in upper Midwest, NOT an AMP

Kumon is not a store for facial shots, but a learning center

Happy Hooker is a tow truck firm, not a busy provider.

Pitching and Catching ARE baseball terms

How about it team, any other products, stores, or expressions that make you look twice?  Love to share the laugh.

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Working Girls is a movie from the 1980s starring Melanie Griffith and Harrison Ford and has nothing to do with escorts.

Pretty Woman is a move from the 1980s starring Julie Roberts and Richard Gere and has everything to do with escorts.

"He shoots, he scores" is a hockey and ultimate frisbee expression.

Pitching, stroking, and cleaning balls are golf terms.

Getting "fucked" can be a good or bad thing and may or may not be sexually related, depending on its context.

Ha.

Bangkok, Thailand ...

LOL! I saw it on a billboard today on my way to Panama City...it's a crab shack, hehe!

xoxo
Caylee

Yes, nothing better than connecting on a hammer throw. Score!

I saw the Kum N Go stores when I went to Indianapolis last month!  I was thinking, what the......

In Memphis, I happened to turn down a wrong street and passed by a subdivision named "Morning Wood" in all it's glory on the big huge sign at the entrance!  I laughed my ass off who the hell would name a subdivision that.  Were they laughing their asses off at the city and county offices when they were licensing that?  Do you think the construction workers cracked a few jokes when they were building it?  I can't imagine who was naive enough to do that!  LOL

Thanks!!!

SC

called FudPuckers. Good food and nice place. Their catchphrase is "You ain't been pucked til you been Fudpucked!"

While down there with an ex-SO  several years ago we were driving down the main road (98 I believe) and they also have a place called "The Donut Hole." I pulled over and had her take my picture in front of the sign. She laughed as much as I did. Her comment was something along the lines of "I guess I know what we're doing later."

I'm glad to see I'm not the only one who finds names like this funny.

As always, be safe and have fun

Every time I hear it on NPR in the morning
I get a good chuckle!!! Innocence lost ... I say.
LOL

They have Dirty Dicks in VA Beach, believe me, I have a t-shirt and way too small shorts that have "got crabs" on the back.  My son must be so proud.

a Chinese restaurant outside on the UWG campus

a club I used to dance at in Charleston,SC shared a common parking lot with a seafood market. The lot was at the most 30 yards wide. The market owner had a falling out with the club owner so the market owner painted the words  WE HAVE THE CRABS, CRABS,CRABS in four foot high letters on the outside wall facing the strip club.

For those bloody Brits:

"bang on"
"bollucks"
"bloody hell"
"for fucks sake"
"fucking hell"

It's better when the above are uttered in a Cockney dialect, although Scottish will do in a pinch.

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Sometimes, a "Trimmed Pussy" is just a de-clawed cat.

Sometimes, "I took it on the chin" means "I was so drunk I lost that fist fight".

"We did it like we've never done it before" usually gets my reply of "That bad, huh? Don't worry. Y'all just need more practice."

Pussy muff and kitten mittens are clothing items for cats, not female condoms

A pussy snack was a treat for a cat, not me

Cock fights are a sport in mexico

Beaver Falls has a liquor store name Beaver Liquors.  They sell more shirts than booze!