like when Jake heard Judith and Herb banging in the next room. Alan wound up likening sex to banana cream pie. Or when Alan was explaining the term "booty call" to Jake.
"I'm very high class, which means I charge by the hour -- and I charge a lot."
"I spend half my life removing hair and maintaining my body. Being an escort involves pain. But it's almost always self-inflicted." (not sure if that's escort of a girly girly)
"Aren't we all going through the motions for money? Aren't we all whoring ourselves for the Man? Of course not. I'm literally whoring myself.. It's different." (so A-Rod, Angelina Jolie and the rest of us are whores too)
like when Jake heard Judith and Herb banging in the next room. Alan wound up likening sex to banana cream pie. Or when Alan was explaining the term "booty call" to Jake.
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