Let’s get this board going again by having some fun discussions!  

So, What is the most unexpected thing that is ever happened during a session – either good, bad, or.....one of each. This question is for both men and the ladies.  

I’ll start by answering both.

About five years ago I was a regular at a well-known Atlanta agency. I mostly saw the same two women....individually. I think it’s fair to say that I had become friends with both of them. One day, I made an appointment to see one of them. When I arrived the other was also at the incall apartment sitting on the couch because she had just finished another appointment. Admittedly, it was a little bit awkward. But I said hello to her, kissed her on the cheek and went into the bedroom with the one I made the appointment with. In the room we talked for a brief moment and then begin to kiss. Soon our clothes were coming off and we laid on the bed together until I kissed my way down and eventually went down on her. Let’s just say that she was certainly not quiet during my time down there! Ha! That’s when  I heard a woman’s voice behind me say “this sounds like too much fun and I am feeling left out.” With that, the one I was originally with patted the bed in a “come here” motion and pushed my head back between her legs. The next hour was the absolute best threesome sex of my life. No contest! We ended as a sweaty, orgasmed pile of bodies and fell asleep in a pretzel of people for about 20 minutes before we had to return to reality. I will never, ever forget that day. One of the ladies is now an independent provider in here in Atlanta (I hope you’re reading this) and I don’t know what ever happened to the other.  

Now....for the not so good.  

Going back a bit further to about 8/9 years ago I was a once a week client at a very well established agency here that eventually went under when it’s operator passed away. I got along with her very well so she would call me to be the first client anytime she had a new girl. She knew that I would be patient and respectful with the new girl but also give her honest feedback. One day I received such a call and arrived that afternoon at the incall. Most of the ladies that were part of this operation were in their late 20s to mid 30s. This young lady was probably 23\24. I was absolutely blown away by how pretty she was. We talked for a few minutes and eventually began to kiss. We soon found ourselves on the bed naked and in a heated make out session. I put my hand between her legs and couldn’t help but notice that she was already wet....VERY wet. I slowly slid my finger inside of her and that’s when I felt something. I could tell by its texture that it wasn’t a sponge or a cup. I was hoping that it was some other kind of birth control – but somehow I knew it wasn’t. It just felt foreign. So, for some reason, I pinched in between my index and middle fingers and began to pull it out of her. Yep, you guessed it, it was a cum filled condom! She wasn’t overly wet.....I was getting sloppy seconds! I tried to keep my cool as I sat up and told her what I’d found. She jumped up while it was still hanging half way out of her and went to the bathroom to deal with it. After a few minutes she came out of the bathroom. I will never forget what happen next. She looked at me, surprisingly calmly, and said “my boyfriend is such a fucking asshole. I bet he did this on purpose. I’m Sorry.” A little bit of me felt bad for her – but it was definitely her first and last day with the agency.

OK, your turn! Let’s share some fun or crazy stories from this hobby of ours and get this board going again!

Years (cough, cough) back, a well known Atlanta blond and I were writhing in a 2-hour nuru fuck fest. Covered in gel, we'd been wallowing all over a blanket on her bed.  

I slid down south to give her a tongue lashing when I noticed what seemed to feel like an awful rash between her legs and lady-parts. The room was dimly lit. With an awful knife feeling in my gut, I had to say something.  

She was shocked. Naturally a mutual inspection followed where we found she got covered in blanket fuzz that had stuck to the gel. A big breath and sigh of relief by both of us, and we were back at it.

That’s hilarious! Clearly we thought this was a more interesting idea than most. Ha!  

Glad it was just blanket fuzz!

😂😂😂😂😂

At an agency I used to work for, we would set up candles before each appointment to sort of set the ambiance. During an appointment once, a gentleman thew his underwear on the dresser right on top of a candle. It caught fire and nearly caught the apartment on fire. We managed to get it under control but needless to say it was a very hot situation! I hope his wife didn't notice that he was underwearless when he got home that day, LOL!

You know what’s even more funny......I was there that same day.....in that same room! The girl I was with was laughing her ass off and telling me all about it! Small world!

That's crazy and awesome!

I work hard not to be surprised, I read reviews and play the numbers, but shit still happens.

The Good...
I get technique surprises usually.  Like the first salad tossing I got was in fact from an Asian, and that was a pleasant surprise, but it also came with a full body tongue massage, which changed my life!  And that experience plus some shit I picked up watching porn lead to some great times . . . I have had a provider cry during oral and thank me for like 5 min straight for never having cum that hard in her life . . . Sort of like her first real orgasm.  I’ve had another provider cry from laughing so hard during oral and begged me to stop, and I asked her would she really like me to stop and she laughed even harder and screamed NO!  I make women cry is the gist of it, but it all started with that experience I received from that one provider Siana Gold I think it was.

I’ve met a few oral ninjas that know some shit they should teach to all providers.  Why these women weren’t engaged to billionaires I have to idea. I had one provider that could suck harder than you could jerk off with both hands, and another that could deepthroat and massage the tip with her throat, like using her throat as a jerk off machine, but she wasn’t moving . . .  Some sex magic trick.  You read in the review the activity, but the entire review space wouldn’t be sufficient to describe the technique in full detail.

Not So Good...
I had a threesome with these two girls in Toronto, and we did an overnight.  I never nutted once!  Something about the chemistry and lack of skill on their part.  AND they both put on so much spray tan that I was oranger than Trump, and my hotel room sheets were fucked . . . So orange. Had to scrub my skin for an hour almost to get that shit off.

I met with a lady once that was wearing long lasting lick stick.  Lots of kissing.  I take a shower, and don’t notice the lipstick, I go all day to business meetings, no one says shit.  I take a shower the next day, I still don’t see the lipstick, not even while brushing teeth . . .  I do another day of business meetings, no one says a word.  I fly home, a dude on the plan looks at me kinda strange.  I get home, walk in the door, wife says “why do you have lipstick on?”  Right . . .  Now I just use a wash cloth after, and take off a layer of skin if I kiss.

“wife says “why do you have lipstick on?”  Uh oh!!  

How’d you get out of that one?

When I was still fairly new at the hobby I entered a lady's apartment and was totally blown away at her beauty— a petite body, dressed in a little black dress, heels, stockings, garters— holy shit!  After some passionate kissing I told her I had never cum in a 69 position.  Next thing I knew she was sitting on my face still clothed (except for panties), while skillful sucking my cock. Although it took a long time, and she came several times, and I was inhibited, thinking I couldn’t come this way, she continued with skill and focus until she got my cherry.  What an incredible experience!

Then, to add the negative part of this story, I saw her again.  This time she was on her period and didn’t tell me. She had a metallic taste and was dry. Although she sucked me off I was discussed and didn’t see her again. Why didn’t she just tell me?

This didnt happen to me but the funniest review I ever read was by a hobbiest who met a lady at a cheap hotel and found himself contending with her pimp.  The guy had a knack for writing and I was in tears and laughing hysterically until I got my wife's attention and had to make something up about Dave Chappelle.  

My brain went in to overdrive.  I laughed and said I’m not.  I’ve always had red lips, and a bit of rosacea. So I said my lips just looked more red cause the zinc I was wearing made my face look whiter . . . Just a contrast thing.  I acted nonchalant and brought in my luggage and went to shower and change. Scrubbed like a bastard, I never noticed it even after she saw it, I still couldn’t see it in the mirror, I didn’t think I looked that different. But I did a blot on toilet paper test, and fuck there was lipstick.  It was light enough that I bluffed my way out.  Who knows if she believed me, she’s not a stupid woman, but she let it go.

Haha I hate when that happens.  Rofl.