Three bulls are standing on a hill overlooking the herd of available heifers and cows, talking about their favorites. One is a small, young bull and the other two are large adult bulls.
The cattleman pulls up in his truck, opens the door of the trailer, and out comes the biggest, strongest, meanest looking bull ANY of them have ever seen. He looks at the other three with an unmistakable look that says HE is now kind of this herd and he'll have the ones he wants. There's red fire in his eyes as he gives a massive snort, paws the ground once lowering his horns, just daring the other bulls to fuck with him, then he wanders down into the herd to find him a nice female.
The first of three previous resident bulls looks around, looks sheepishly at the second and says, "well I'm sure as hell not going to challenge him. He can have any of my heifers he wants, how about you?"
The second bull nods sadly and says, "you said it brother, no way I'm tangling with that mass of ornery angry muscle. He can have mine too."
Meanwhile the new, big, mean, bull has mounted one of the herd briefly flashing the biggest pole of bull-flesh any of them have ever seen.
The first two look over in astonishment at the young, small bull who has started bucking and snorting and pawing the ground ferociously like he's wanting to fight or fuck SOMETHING now and he doesn't much care which.
"Shit! says one of the older bulls to the youngster, don't tell me you're going to challenge HIM??"
"Oh HELL NO!" says the young, small bull, "I just want to make damn sure he KNOWS that I'm a BULL too!"
