An interactive threesome where one lady has one blue eye and one green eye, but both MUST be pointed in the same direction.  She needs to have blond hair that has been dyed gray and parts it vertically across her head.  Her breasts don't have to be huge, but an enhanced DD cup would be nice.  Also, a 6 foot 1 1/2 inch petite amazon who is a nubian white woman with a narrow phat ass.  She must be willing to give BBJ covered.  And then, and admittedly here is the tough one, I need an evangelical preacher woman who is morally casual and likes to play priest.  Shoe size is open, could be anywhere from a 5aaa to a 5 1/2 aa.  

If anyone knows this couple, please get in touch with me ASAP, feel free to use email as I may be my VIP revoked for wasting everyones time with this feeble attempt to get a laugh.

(FYI, I agree w/ Mongo's previous post, if you are going to ISO, make it unique baby)