So I have a new widget for my android phone which links to the site Fuck My Life. If your not familiar with it people post small happenings in there life which generally display a crappy incident in their life. This one came through over the weekend which made me LMAO.
"Today, I found out that the candy bracelet my sister gave me a few days ago was actually a candy cock ring she'd used on her boyfriend just a few hours prior. Apparently, she didn't like the taste. I however, did. FML"
Yep, in the continued saga of posting absurd, someone came across a website that describes a recipe book for cooking with sperm.... who wudda thunk it.... LOL
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