Thanks for the responses. I wanted to answer a few responses that the post received.

Nedster - Glad I gave you a laugh
VAnica - Thanks for the suggestion, but I think a mannequin would be too "stiff"
Jasmine - Gee, I thought you would have had a few suggestions for party participants! LOL
Lustful Tori - Sorry, but I need to be in the pants for it to count!
Omega4 - the SO will NOT be joining!
Dubbltrubbl - Thanks for the clarification, but you aren't a provider (at least I won't pay for your services!!)

I guess the old jeans will have to go as I got no volunteers. Then I realized why! I used the word "volunteer!!" I will, of course, compensate for time and energy!!  LOL

Jim