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anotherdamnalias 1577 reads
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Is there a discreet way to tell a female that she is less than spring time fresh and should take a little better care of her hygiene?  

I know all about the whole suggesting a mutual shower together, but I'd rather not spend countless minutes in the shower for something that should be a no-brainer. Besides soap isn't the best thing for pH and the most delicate of places from what I understand.  

Comments? Suggestions? Wisecracks?

PorfirioRubirosaJr434 reads

How do you ladies let your visitors know you really prefer not to see skid marks on your sheets?

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electr0nsrealm377 reads

There's always the direct approach.
Oh, and don't forget to run.

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sailor66491 reads

It's a small bathroom and the residual smell was, shall we say, less than sublime!

-- Modified on 3/23/2016 12:37:18 PM

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Bucky11368 reads

I visited a popular lady and asked to freshen up. To my dismay, I found some 'organic' matter floating in the toilet bowl, which did not enhance my mood.

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Onerealhotmomma430 reads

or maybe you need to switch up regulars.  Honestly, I can see no way to deal with it gently, it is something I run into often and I just have to suck it up OR NOT.....................haha, suzee

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anotherdamnalias324 reads

quid pro quo?  Yes I arrive fresh and clean, I expect the same in return.

Yep, no easy way to say it is there? Women are fragile creatures, just can't tell her to wash her cooch it smells like hell.

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Onerealhotmomma306 reads

I don't know about "fragile" but you could try that, let us know how it works out for you..............

Posted By: anotherdamnalias
quid pro quo?  Yes I arrive fresh and clean, I expect the same in return.  
   
 Yep, no easy way to say it is there? Women are fragile creatures, just can't tell her to wash her cooch it smells like hell.

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anotherdamnalias237 reads

I was born at night, but not last night..LOL  I like my balls right where they are, not shoved down my throat.

By the way, she is not a provider.

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ThisIsCaylee514 reads

..."was it really hot out today?" It was those words in combination with a look on my face (kind of like the one in my heading) that was all it took. It was a little awkward for us both for a minute, but we quickly got past that and it's never been an issue since.

Maybe you could casually mention this thread to her. Maybe you could ask her what she does when she gets that "not-so-fresh feeling" and go from there?

xoxo
Caylee

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ATLDAWG302 reads

Or.....you might want to be a little less subtle and say something along the line of:

"Damn-You need to wash that Ass and Cooch/Nut sack (as appropriate )" !!!

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ValuedCustomer265 reads

Google "vaginal fistula" ;  do yourself a favor and DON'T look at the pictures...  there's obviously less serious versions of this that will cause some truly objectionable odors...

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