So here's what will happen:

Either Bobo, or someone else, will start a thread (or join this one) that turns into a train wreck to "fire up" the board.
It will get out of hand with only the occasional (if any) post pulled.
PMs will be sent to LP and myself, both complaining and praising the train wreck.
Some will totally bypass the mods and compose lengthy diatribes to the admin staff complaining about the thread, explaining that threads like that are the reason they limit their participation, berating the mods, calling for the dismissal of the mods, accusing the mods of participating using aliases, stating that the Atlanta board is nothing "like it used to be", and this is why they will no longer be supporting the site by renewing their VIP.
People will proudly announce that they are leaving the board in protest of the degeneration of quality...and the lackluster performance of the mods who obviously have personal agendas.
They actually won't leave the board.
LP and I will get PMs from the admin staff asking wtf is going on...and stating that they are considering 'options' for the Atlanta board.
LP and I will respond back, exchange PMs between ourselves, and continue to watch as the drama unfolds both on the board and behind the scenes.
The thread will then either burn itself out, or prompt the need for yet another "thread closed" post...complete with the obligatory red 'angry face'.


There.....now see all the trouble I saved everyone?

The board needs a slogan at the top:
Atlanta......where we "hate" our train wrecks....and just to prove it....we'll have as many of them as we can.....even if we have to ask for them...so we can show how much we hate them.  

Just sayin'
DD

-- Modified on 11/17/2011 5:24:24 AM

Dear HBB

The board has been getting pretty routine lately.  We have run thru the fake review, lost in love, proper manners and where's waldo threads.

Left to our own devices I am sure we will start ranting about rate increases, use of alias handles, grade inflation, poor moderators, coats for hookers, and NSNC.

Need you to drink another box of franzia with your gal pals, interrupt playing with your sticks on the back 9, and come up with something unique, that can once again run for two full pages with dialog that fires up both the men and women of the board

Please help us Bobo, lost on the bored

Your secret admirer
Ad08

I'm actually glad that drunk hooker decided to run off with Bobby Jones into the Arbor Mist. Let's keep it that way, please?

xoxo
Caylee

Amen!!  EOM

to pull us out of the doldrums!

-- Modified on 11/17/2011 8:32:02 AM

Have very thankless jobs.. I feel for yas I do

Great Post!

tyvm,P.T.

Being a Newbie, but yet having high standards with the company I keep, I wanted my first encounter to be flawless.  lucky for me, bobo happened to be that girl.

we had a multi hour date and she shared her bobo identity with me on this board I never knew existed.  She is not only a cool chick, but makes the encounter feel real, like a blind date.  I've seen her twice since.  

For the curious, she is my total package in both looks and performance, not to mention funny as hell.  this lady kept me in stitches, and unsure if my abs were sore from all the fucking or laughing.  Although she enjoys shots of JD, chased by a cold beer, I doubt she qualifies a "drunk hooker" because she takes good care of herself.  She does admit to a love/hate relationship with the board and a few members, but as she explains it, its all in good fun.

She honks like no other, drinks like no other, fucks like no other, and looking forward to finding out if she golfs like no other when the weather warms again.