Started off being methodical and consulting the billboard top 20 charts, but ended up elaborating a bit too much
Pop
Taylor Swift – love that little chipmunk teeth thing she has – definitely anal then COT (cum on teeth)
Demi Lovato – camp counselor to bad girl, nice - gag reflex? What gag reflex?
Selena Gomez – Spring Breakers, Beiber’s ex – yup bondage it is.
Hailey Steinfeld – Pitch Perfect 2 (aweful movie) – but a dead ringer for Bella @ Sunnys
Country
Carrie Underwood – glaze that American Idol’s face like a Krispy Kreme (sung to the tune of “before he cheats”)
R&B
Rihanna – yeah man, a little bit of island exotic - bitch better have my money or there will be some disturbia
Rock
Slim pickins here
Current, but not currently in the charts
Ellie Goulding – saw her singing “lights” on SNL – tight dress and cute lisp, seriously fap-tastic
Arianna Grande – serious Daddy fetish here - too many thoughts in my mind.
Katy Perry – because…tits...and....roar.
Shakira, Shakira, Shakira – because...Hips.Dont.Lie
Brittney Spears - Mickey Mouse club, Toxic, Baby. Baby – trailer trash and serious bragging rights. She’d be licking my ass before I could say “y'all wanna fuck or what?”
Cheryl Cole – Brittish. Gorgeous. Great Ass
Miley Cyrus – I am going for Hannah Montana look rather than wrecking ball. However, I’d expect to be “worn-the-fuck-out.” AND she’d put pictures on Instagram
Kelly Clarkson – Original American Idol and now that shes really porky, she’ll have some self esteem issues (kidding..but not really)
Shania Twain AND Faith Hill – many a late night jerk-off session to CMT could never decide which I’d rather have – so have to go for a threesome to see which would be skankier. Lots of ATM combos in my mind and cant decide which one jerks me off over the others face.
Pixie Lott – English blonde chick – innocent and skanky in equal measures
Katherine McPhee – another American idol – lost a ton of weight, gorgeous eyes and DSLs
Fiona Apple – more Daddy fetish
Christina Aguillera – Xtina !!! I imagine her singing some of those incredible runs when getting banged
Old School
Madonna – hold on for that ride
Lady Gaga – never fucked a tranny before
Cher – Ha just kidding ! (But seriously, Id fuck her just to say I had)
Jessica Simpson – probably would be serious and brutal BDSM sex, just because she is so fucking awful
Gwen Stefani – because ….Abs.
Belinda Carlisle – 80s crush, lost a ton of weight and was super hot.
Stevie Nicks – old old school, I imagine her to be super freaky. Plus..coke…weed…shrooms…and lots of pubic hair.
Finally,
Karen Carpenter – the ultimate spinner AND your dick looks enormous (Too soon?