I used to have an old porn VHS tape (remember those lol?) entitled simply...

'Big Dick Cumathon!'. It was 2 hours and was as straight to the point as the title which is still one of my favorites (title, not vid...haven't seen it in yrs).

Which of yours cracks u up?

Sir Cumalot

Long time ago,I couldn't keep a straight face when I asked the clerk in a  adult video store for a movie titled
"UP YOUR ASS 2" not my favorite title,but a memorable one!

featuring Kristina Rose and Alexis Texas, My favorite little slut and my favorite ass

After I picked myself off the floor I thought it would be even more hilarious if the bumper music was set to George Thorogoods Gear Jammer.

'Slam My Ham'!

Sir C

Fucked in the pooper cracks me up! Hey does anybody remember planet of the gapes? lol
Hugs and kisses
TL

great take off on the Michael Douglas/Kathleen Turner movie

Who played 7 of 9, lol.

"ON YOUR KNEE'S BITCH"

...a personal favorite, 'Thar She Blows!', a pirate adventure.

Now that's some Oscar winning content...

Sir C

A Clear And Present Stranger
Add Momma To The Train
Any Given Cumday
Big Trouble In Little Vagina
Boldfinger
Breakfast On Tiffany
Breast Side Story
Bumfight At The OGay Corral
Charlie's Anal
Children Of The Cornhole
Chitty Chitty Gang Bang
Clitty Clitty Bang Bang
Crocodile Done Me
Cum And Cummer
Cunt Hardly Wait
Diddle-Her on the Roof
Driving Miss Daisy Crazy
Ed's Wood
Ferris Bueller's Jerk Off
Field Of Wet Dreams
For Your Ass Only
For Your Thighs Only
Forever Hung
Full Metal Jackoff
Glad-He-Ate-Her
Glazed And Confused
Going For Sloppy Seconds
Honey, I Shrunk Your Clit
I Know What You Did Up The Bummer
I Know Who You Did Last Summer
Inspect Her Gadget
Intercourse With The Vampire
Jurassic Poke
Lawrence Of A Labia
Leaking Beauty
Lord Of The Cock Rings
Man On The Poon
Men in Back
My Best Friends Wetting
My Big Lebowski
My Big Fat Greek Woody
On Golden Blonde
Riding Miss Daisy
Riding on Boys in Cars
Saturday Night Beaver
Schindler's Fist
Screw Momma In The Train
Sleeping With The Enema
Some Big Dick Head This Way Comes
South Pork: Big Long and Uncut
Sperms of Endearment
Starshit Poopers
Tango and Snatch
The Bad Nudes Bared
The Crocodile Humper
The Empire Likes Crack
The Empire Stikes From The Back
The Jism Of Oz
The Little Sperm-Aid
The Man Who Blew Too Much
The Pelican Queif
The Royal Tenderbuns
The Spooge-itive
The Wadfather
Three Men And A Barbie
Throbbin' Hood
Twat Lies Beneath
Weapons of ass destruction
White Men Can't Hump
Will He Bonk Ya In The Chocolate Factory
Willie Wanker Up the Chocolate Factory
Young Buns
You've Got Male

--Movie Titles That Sound Like Porn Movies--
1) The Bone Collector
2) Toy Story
3) Anywhere But Here
4) Deep Impact
5) Fire Down Below
6) In & Out
7) Backdraft
8) Gone In 60 Seconds
9) The Serpent And The Rainbow
10) Any Which Way You Can
11) Every Which Way But Loose
12) Howard's End
13) The Black Stallion
14) Big Daddy
15) Three Men and a Little Lady
17) The Fast and the Furious
18) Shaft
19) Driven
20) Blow
21) Snatch
22) Iron Monkey
23) Woman On Top

I'm stunned...fucking amazing list.

Sir Cumalot