Eddie wanted desperately to have sex with the hot girl at work, but she had a boyfriend. One day Eddie got so desperate that he went to her and said, "I'll give you a $100 if you'll let me have sex with you." The girl looked at him shocked and said "Hell no!" He said "I'll be real quick-I'll throw the money on the floor, you bend over to get it, and I'll be finished by the time you've picked it up!" She thought for a moment and told him that she would have to talk to her boyfriend. So she called him and explained the situation. Her boyfriend says, "Ask him for $200. Pick up the money really really fast, and he won't even be able to get his pants down!" She agreed and accepts the proposal. 30 minutes go by and the boyfriend is still waitin for his girlfriend's call. Finally, after 45 minutes, the boyfriend calls and asks, "What the fuck happened?" Still breathing hard she managed to reply, "That bastard had all QUARTERS!

The 1st man married a woman from N. Carolina. He told that she was to do the dishes and house cleaing....It took a couple of days, but on the 3rd day, he came home to see a clean house and the dishes washed and put away.
A 2nd man marrried a woman from S.Carolina. he gave his wife orders that she was to do all the cleaning, dishes and the cooking. The 1st day he didn't see any results, but the second day he saw it was better. By the 3rd day, he saw the house was clean, the dishes were done and there was a huge dinner on the table.
The 3rd man married a girl from Alamaba. He order her to keep the house cleaned, dishes washed, lawn mowed, laundry washed, and a hot meals on the table for every meal. He said the 1st day he didn't see anything. the 2nd day he didn't see anything but by the 3rd day, some of the swelling had gone down and he could see a little out of his left eye, and his arm was healed enough that he could fix himself a sandwich!!