There once was a hooker named Doris.
She prayed to a G-D named Horus.
As she O'ed she sang like the chorus,
So much so, he knelt down before us.

She lived all day for a roll in the hay,
And needed help to keep her suitors at bay.

Like a Queen,long,lean and filled with lust.
A visit with her is an absolute must.

She went underground,we didnt heard a sound,
she was lost but, now she is found...........

Now Doris, has not forgotten what she lives for each day.
So which one of you are coming to play ?
tyvm,P.T.










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Glad the wondering angel is found,  now where can I find the lollypop?(grin)  DOLL

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There is also a babe named Kristy.
She comes from a planet wet and misty.

This G-dess of lollipops is in demand.
licking and loving it all over the land.

Her youth exuberant, so sweet and fierce.
yes,that hood is lollipop pierced.
tyvm,P.T.






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I cant Type.!!!!

You type with your tongue ?
What are your hands busy doing that you are typing with your tongue ?
You could get electrocuted that way
LMAOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
tyvm,P.T.

We can not forget the awesome Hayley.
She kneels at the altar of love daily.

This one can make you feel very "pretty".
her O's are heard around the city.

Between her work and her school,
she still has time to rub that jewel.

Mature and wise as the Oracle of Delphi.
Her passion excels, On this you can rely.
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New kid on the block her name is Camille.
Why dont you come and have a sweet feel ?

A twin to Skylar that IS for real !
Power to the Pussy ,Oh what a meal.

Together they float on top of the world.
Do you have what it takes, are you that bold?
tyvm.P.T.

Skylar comes up from out of the cellar.
there is not much work in trying to sell her.

Her beauty and skill is know to the world.
Come see her flag fly again strong and unfurled.
tyvm,P.T.

I dunno whats up with the site ? It was there......
Anyone up for spankin the W.T. for me ?
LOl
tyvm.P.T.

Hi, P.T. you are quite the lyricist. I'm afraid mine are all dirty little limericks, many generations old but nonetheless funny. Well, you do have hidden talents. You've got to send me a pic of yourself!

Here's a very old New England limerick:

There was a young lady from Sidney,
Who could take it right up to her kidney,
But a guy from Quebec, stuck it up to her neck,
Now he had a big one, didn't he?

Here's another one you'd like:

There was a young man from Ghent,
Whose cock was so long it was bent,
To save himself trouble,
He shoved it in double,
And instead of coming, he went.

Enjoy P.T.

Lick, lick, slurp, slurp, now was that not just pert?   DOLL

Heya OXYGEN !! Im glad you like my mornin fun... If I dont entertain myself .....Who will ? I loved your limericks too hehehehe.  I also loved W.T's mythology lesson. Having fun reading and behaving myself with a lovely Pimm's #1 punch with cucumbers and celery and 0range.
0range is such a wierd color dontcha think ? I could never wear or live 0range. I only talk about this being Halloween there is 0range everywhere. I cringe from 0range. Its hideous.
(Ok rant over)Soooooo anyway,
Just on patrol here makin sure everyone is being nice, smart and having fun. Top 'O the evenin to ya!
tyvm,P.T.

hello there Schweetie....Wink, Wink........
tyvm,P.T.

" don't calll me darlin,  , darlin"  love that oldie. And another,  " all you have to do is call me, call me"   But my two fav songs are, If you don't know me by now and Sad Eyes,  tears come to my eyes every time I hear them.    BTW, who is seducing who here? (grin) DOLL

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This morning its a little Frank Sinatra and the
Summer Wind...... I so love that song,it soothes the savage beast in me. Forget Domani.
Coffee and a few more of my faves from him, I will be ready to tackle this brave new world we live in.
tyvm, P.T.

P.S.Then when I come home its a little love from Nick cave and the Bad seeds. :P

DofL, no,no, you're supposed to come up with something that rhymes!!!  What was that song,...."please tell me if I'm being a good boy....... nothing rhymes". I think the singer was Tom Jones, in fact I'm sure of it. P.T, you should remember this one. I'll look for the lyric, and send it to you.

NO NO Mr Gent from MB, I can say what I want, I donot have to follow the rules   "SMILES"   I am not much at " rhyming as I am in dining"  OK now "SMILES"  Be sure to let me know when you are to be here, I will be waiting on the steps to trip youso you cannot get in to see her "LOL" I will be at the 3 rd floor so it will be a long fall for you  "LOL"  Just fooling, would like to see you again.  DOLL