We didn't find the appropriate Forum so we are posting our review here.

Our last client received a 2 in appearance and a 0 in performance! (We should have stayed home but damn we are glad we TOFTT)

Now for the dirty details: If you are not a VIP exit now!

One and three quarters of an inch is not considered acceptable.
This pasta was extremely overcooked and limp! 53 minutes for a souffle to rise is like waiting for paint to dry, like grass to grow or Hell to freeze over.

And guys, when you are kissing, slobbering like a ST Bernard isn't really a turn on.

More reviews to come later