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Happy Steak and a Blowjob Day!
electr0nsrealm 45 Reviews 626 reads
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Here's hoping both are served up just the way you like them.

PS:  Shout out to all you nerds out there - Happy Pi Day!  And take that tape off your glasses - you're an embarrassment.

PPS:  And to all the Arachnophiles out there - Happy Spider Day!  Seriously WTF?  Spider day?  Well, I guess even spiders need some love now and then.

I'll take my bj and steak sans spider thank you.  But some pie might be nice come to think of it..
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ga_kosh165 reads

3.1416  (3.14159 rounded up).

Wish I could spend it with a provider (last year was So Much Fun!), but alas I gotta work on Mondays.

 
I'll just have to settle for Pecan Pie or maybe a slice of pizza I suppose.
ga_kos

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electr0nsrealm137 reads

Sir Cumference.  Why must you always be so irrational?

It's a circular argument - so let's not keep going around and around and around.  Let's agree to find one area and stick to it.  Maybe then we'll have a comfortable radius of personal space.

Look at me - going off on a tangent.

But I do need to distance myself from pi(e), unfortunately as my circumference keeps expanding.

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ga_kosh158 reads

Girth, my (not so much) faithful squire and weaponsmaster.

With your (self) admittedly ever expanding circumference - in all facets of your life I am certain - it just makes sense to keep a guy like you around.

So what pie goes with Steak and BJ anyway?  
Or is it like asking ATFE what wine pairs best with a Cuban cigar and a Glock 23? (just silence)

Regardless, Happy Pi Day!

ga_cicumference

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electr0nsrealm172 reads

Let me paraphrase the great Justin Wilson (of course he was talking about wine at the time)...

"You know what kind of pie is the best?
Why - the kind you like of course!
I garownteeeee!"

But I can't let the opportunity pass without giving my serious answer to your question...

Banana cream pie.  

Banana?  Cream?  BJ?  Anyone?  Hello?

*crickets*

Wow, tough crowd.

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kraneyum202 reads

... and linking back to getting blown


-- Modified on 3/14/2016 1:12:26 PM

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electr0nsrealm112 reads

Good one.

Q:  Why is getting hit in the face with a pi so bad?

A:  Because it never ends!

Ahhhh, math humor.  I can hear all those panties dropping to the ground right now.

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kraneyum144 reads

Wouldn't it be fortunate to find a smiling, radian(t) provider who both appreciates math puns and would find just the right angle and pull some chords to make this day complete.  

NQNS Complete, that is

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electr0nsrealm165 reads

I like the way you think my scholarly friend.

The mathematical possibilities are staggering!

Posted By: kraneyum
Wouldn't it be fortunate to find a smiling, radian(t) provider who both appreciates math puns and would find just the right angle and pull some chords to make this day complete.  
   
 NQNS Complete, that is.  
   
 

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electr0nsrealm110 reads

Because spiders are icky.  
Icky, icky, icky.
Steak, pie, and bj's - not so much.

Well, I suppose that might be a bit of a subjective thing - depending upon who is the giver and who is the receiver of the bj.  But as a receiver of bj's I can assure you they are not icky.

And I have nothing personal against spiders, I just don't understand why they need their own day.  I suppose they have a good PR firm and legal counsel.  In fact I heard they are going to sue Miss Muffet for defamation of character.

Yes, I know sharks have a whole week.

But sharks are pretty badass you have to admit.

Spiders - just icky.

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ga_kosh107 reads

I think you got the right idea Harry.  
Ok, now to find the right woman... and (more difficult) get out of the workplace this afternoon).  

Damn I hate Mondays after time changes

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electr0nsrealm136 reads

Get your priorities straight, man!

There's a whole world of steaks and bj's and pies out there waiting to be enjoyed!

Carpe Diem!

or should I say?

Carpe Fellatio!

Well you better Carpe something Latin before the Diem passes you by for god's sake.

Posted By: ga_kosh
I think you got the right idea Harry.  
 Ok, now to find the right woman... and (more difficult) get out of the workplace this afternoon).  
   
 Damn I hate Mondays after time changes.  
 

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ga_kosh160 reads

Seize the Boobies?  
I heard that "the most sensual part of a woman is the boobies". or maybe that was FUTURAMA. I get old and confused sometimes.

Especially with The Time Change!
We live in a 24/7 electric appliance run world. Daylight Savings Time does nothing but piss me off. We'll burn the fossil fuels regardless of the sunshine.  But I digress.

Boobs. What a wonderful image that word brings to mind.

ga_kosh

 

Posted By: electr0nsrealm
Get your priorities straight, man!  
   
 There's a whole world of steaks and bj's and pies out there waiting to be enjoyed!  
   
 Carpe Diem!  
   
 or should I say?  
   
 Carpe Fellatio!  
   
 Well you better Carpe something Latin before the Diem passes you by for god's sake.  
   
Posted By: ga_kosh
I think you got the right idea Harry.    
  Ok, now to find the right woman... and (more difficult) get out of the workplace this afternoon).    
     
  Damn I hate Mondays after time changes.  
 

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ga_kosh129 reads

I can't wait til October....
http://www.askmen.com/dating/dating_advice/alternatives-to-steak-blow-job-day/

full list linked below.

Enjoy!  
ga_kos

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