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jdm59 8 Reviews 3992 reads
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Visited AMP yesterday.  Been there several times, so I know the lady.  As I was disrobing, she started to laugh and pointed to my crotch.  At first I was upset, then I realized she was laughing at my boxers. I had forgotten and was wearing ones that had $ signs imprinted.  Being the overly self-conscious, “mature” gentleman that I am, this got me wondering.  What type of apparel do our Atlanta providers like their gentlemen callers to wear?  I have read reviews where hobbyists take note of lingerie, but don’t recall seeing anything on the reverse..  PS – Please no comments about my choice of underwear being one way to make the dollar grow :)


ga_kosh1669 reads

C'mon!!! You gotta admit a joke about her 'stimulating my (your) economy' is great ice breaker.

Seriously, I've worn about every kind of underwear, including commando (under a kilt - clan tartan appropriate) to Superman/Batman/SuperFriends boxers from Target.

Choice of underwear's most often just a joke for me to break the ice with a new provider or start some small talk (no pun) with an ATF.  

Good manners, hygiene, etc. are far more important to the Ladies. If you're truly a gentleman, you won't be turned away.

You should have made a flippant remark back about 'hey, that's some serious Inflation', or trying 'to make the dollar go farther', or something.

Turn any potential embarrassment around to a better joke, or just Make Lemonade.  

Don't take underwear choice too serious. After all, how long are you gonna be wearing it?  

my 2 cents

ga_kosh

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jdm591042 reads

Sorry if I mislead, I was not embarrassed, I thought it was funny too...after I realized she wasn't commenting about any particular anamtomical shortcomings.  But I got to admit that your responses would have been so much better than mine.  I just mumbled something about saving time on negotiating tip - not nearly as witty, but in my defense, there was a language barrier.

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Blackbeltxxx1932 reads

Nothing is worn, everything is in perfect working order. ;)

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ga_kosh1414 reads

Wearing Underwear turns a Kilt into a Skirt.  

Scotsmen do not wear Skirts.

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johnhuntback1248 reads

underwear or not! But I dress the way I dress every day; jeans, sport shirt and running/walking shoes. Haven't had any complaints yet.

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