It seems that the ATL guys want to talk pussy all the time! All they do is talk about the number of Os they had, their humungous loads, acronyms, euphemisms, alphabet soup, Greeks, Russians, French, Asian...etc. Nobody ever talks about the girls with pretty smiles, nice straight legs, melodic voices.
Well you've won me over!! I've become addicted to pussies. Shaved, partly shaved, bushy, landing strips, you name it! Night and day, I talk pussy, drink pussy , eat pussy, pussy with cherries and whipped cream, pussy talk, hell I'm addicted! Now, every time I see a pretty girl, my eyes go straight for her pussy.
I got a 100K equity loan on my house, and half of it's gone in the last 6 months. My doctor says that I did the right thing, cuz, I've only got six months to live, and that should take care of the remains of the 100K.
I'll really be disappointed if, after six months go by, my doctor tells me that he was only kidding!!! Mentally I disrobe every good looking girl I see.
I salute all the hobbyists in ATL, they were right and I was wrong. If big G didn't want us to be obsessed with the big P, he never would have created it.
Sweet dreams to all the P-Lovers in the world!
But WHAT a Way to GO....
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Glad you liked it Woodster!!! Amazing what I can do with a couple stiff vodkas!!!
Hey Robert Tyler, aren't you the guy who invented the "Liquid Lips" for pussies. I tried the raspberry flavor and it was delicious.
I understand you're working on a banana-flavored liquid that the guys can put on their, if you'll allow me to say, bananas.
Stay tuned!
It's just our way of "cutting to the chase", running the race with the end in mind, focusing on the goal, etc., etc.
I mean, the sweet voice, the pleasant personality, the pretty smile, the cleavage at the credit union ... They are all icing on the cake .. window dressing to get my attention ...
My attention has been got, and now I know what I want ...
Montana has long been known as "Big Sky Country"
I think Atlanta should be known as "Big Pussy Country"
I'll drink to that!
As the saying goes:
You spend 9 months trying to get out and...
the rest of your life, trying to get back in!
I try to get back there as often as I can.
Cowboytoo, if I didn't know better, I think we're starting to develop a friendship or at the very least a comraderey. I could always use another friend.
... it's only important if you're not getting any.
Well, there you go ...
That explains why it's so high up on my priority list ...
(Pussy is like Oxygen?? Isn't Oxygen a guy??!!??)
nah.. OXYGEN is a guy.. oxygen is a gas... oh, wait.. OXYGEN is a gas too..
Pussy was invented by OXYGEN, cootchie and all.
You name it, big lips, thin lips, wet lips, fat clit, tiny clit, fat pussies,all are my favorites!! I'm presently trying to get pussies to talk to me. I'm on the verge of a breakthrough.
Stay tuned... maybe by Xmas!
I had one actually queef to me yesterday
