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Re: Quotes from Bed
bphunter 252 reads
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Posted By: MSHSEX
"No way you're putting something that HUGE in me!" ha.
What did the guy say after you said that?

XLTrojan811 reads

Sydnee's post down below got me thinking of some of the great one-liners I've heard during a session, particularly from bed. I love a provider with some personality (and great legs...LOL).
A couple of my favorites was one time with a beautiful young lady.......after laying down and a few minutes of foreplay, she reached down ,  grabbed little brad and said, "looks like somebody is glad to see me".....He was
I think my favorite was though, after some serious fondling, caressing, DFK's.....not rough, but pretty physical.....I asked her to get on top. She said, "I've waiting for the invitation to ride that big motherf----er". For some reason, I thought that was sexy as hell.
I just love those reviews, where the ladies ask if you're ready to f--k or be inside of them. Quite the turn on. Some ladies just know how to work it. Verbally and every other way.
Anybody else, got any favorites ?

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tmc7411483 reads

I always like "yes, yes, yes, oohhh" or the infamous "Cheese and Crackers".  And another favorite is "Don't stop, don't stop, yes right there".

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MSHSEX434 reads

"No way you're putting something that HUGE in me!" ha.

Posted By: Brad45M
Sydnee's post down below got me thinking of some of the great one-liners I've heard during a session, particularly from bed. I love a provider with some personality (and great legs...LOL).
A couple of my favorites was one time with a beautiful young lady.......after laying down and a few minutes of foreplay, she reached down ,  grabbed little brad and said, "looks like somebody is glad to see me".....He was
I think my favorite was though, after some serious fondling, caressing, DFK's.....not rough, but pretty physical.....I asked her to get on top. She said, "I've waiting for the invitation to ride that big motherf----er". For some reason, I thought that was sexy as hell.
I just love those reviews, where the ladies ask if you're ready to f--k or be inside of them. Quite the turn on. Some ladies just know how to work it. Verbally and every other way.
Anybody else, got any favorites ?

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steve_hobby480 reads

Ii I had a nickel...  Ha!

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MSHSEX521 reads

LOL.

Posted By: steve_hobby
Ii I had a nickel...  Ha!

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bphunter253 reads

Posted By: MSHSEX
"No way you're putting something that HUGE in me!" ha.
What did the guy say after you said that?

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MSHSEX255 reads

I don't understand what you're saying.

Posted By: bphunter
Posted By: MSHSEX
"No way you're putting something that HUGE in me!" ha.
What did the guy say after you said that?

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MSHSEX338 reads

That doesn't make any sense.

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bphunter256 reads

Nope, to me it sounded like something he said to his BF and I was wondering what happened after that.

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jimconsul20031357 reads

The most common one for me is when the provider asks "Who do you expect to please with THAT little thing??" My response is always the same ---- "ME!!"

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sailor66503 reads

"Why is it just laying there?"
"My hand is getting tired and I don't want to wind up with Carpal Tunnel!"
"How long have you had this problem?"

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ga_kosh452 reads

Disclaimer: Not the same "Her" and not necessarily Providers.

Her: "Oh, that feels so good"
Me: "But I haven't touched you yet."

Me: "Oh, that feels so good"
Her: "How can you tell with a condom on?"

There are others but I won't bore y'all.



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XLTrojan404 reads

it happens to everybody

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Goddess Marie Bella364 reads

Love this post :) Here's a few more
Your so wet!
Dam Baby your so Big & Deep!
F***- me Harder, oh ya faster Daddy" Faster"!
Damm daddy your dick feels so good in my tight wet pussy!
Smack my ass & pull my hair!
You got my legs shaking.
I want you to c** inside me".

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HarlandSanders489 reads

"Fuck me with that big black dick!" - I'm white.

"Suck that clit like it's a cock!" - I stopped and told her to start sucking my cock to get my mind off what she just said.

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Lucky51483 reads

With quite an age difference between us, my little hottie began to shout "fuck me, Daddy, fuck me!"

Loved that kind of cheering from the peanut gallery!

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Muttontownmutt436 reads

She told me it was ok, that my man boobs reminded me of her gf's. Fuck me. Now not only are my man boobs being pointed out but I am paying someone to do so,  I guess I was also paying her to be straight to. Wish there had been a menu option for an extra 20 for her not to talk.

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Bucky11350 reads

'Am I getting more penis tonight?'

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