I will need to get laid!
Lol

I always smile when I hear about a "wide receiver getting drilled on a slant" or a "tight end hooking".  

but the best thing about the start of the NFL season is that we're closer to the start of the hockey season on 10/1.  
Then we hear about puck bunny, roughing, fighting, butt ending (major penalty + game misconduct), boarding, hooking, stick holding... and of course:
"That Netminder (goalie) goes down too easy but was standing on her head when she got 5 holed by a cherry picking Grinder during the 5 on 3. If only she wore thicker pads...

God knows how I love Women's Hockey!

Definitely ready!

Might actually pay attention to the Falcons this year. I could watch Tony Gonzalez all day.