I'll play.

When me and my sister were teenagers, she had a friend over that was cross-eyed. We were in the kitchen with mom. She said something, then my mom (not realizing) said to her if you don't be quiet, I'm going to knock you cross-eyed. Oh no, she didn't!  We were sooo embarrassed!

My most embarrasing moment

was when I was out on a first date with a girl I really liked and accidentally ripped a huge fart in the car.  It just came out of nowhere before I had a chance to control it.  She pretended like she didn't hear anything but there's no way she didn't. I wanted to crawl under a rock and die.

I will play:
around 20 years ago, I was visiting new york for a couple of nights
for an interview. I brought a small brief case with me. On the
second evening I met a girl - she was visiting on biz too. We hit
it up really good had sex many times that night. She had an early
morning flight back so we brought her luggage to my room so she
can just leave from my room in the morning. (she had a briefcase only
and incidentally her initials were same as mine and both our briefs
had our initials on our cases in same letters that came from
manufacturers - looked like we shopped same brand!)

anyway, next morning we both went to the airport together
I just wanted see her off ...although my flight was much later.
she left ... we said ourbyes and promised to stay intouch. What happened
next was unexpected. Since I was early I went to check whether
I can take an earlier flight. A beatiful lady at the airline counter was helping me
she found me an early flight and issued me a boarding pass. I opened my
briefcase to drop it in and I fumbled a bit and my case got tilted and fell on the inside
the agent lady bent down and picked up the case and returned it to me
there were few items strewn on her side which she picked up
one at a time ... a panty, a bra, lipstick pack, ... Till today I do not
know what she thought ... but the looks she gave me made me wish
I could vanish in the thin air ... my most embarrasing moment! The girl took
my briefcase and I had hers ... talk about horror of error!

Posted By: Shawnie Kincaid

My best friend reminded me of one of my many embarrassing moments.
So, I thought it may be fun if we shared a couple of cheek blushers with each other
We need something to lighten it up over here.
Most embarrassing moment number 1#

I was talking to this guy that I used to have the biggest crush on and we were talking about birthdays.
He said his birthday was the same day as Jesus and I said.....
"Oh yeah, when is that?"
( Oh no I didnt!!!)
Needless to say, that crush never went any further

Most embarrassing moment number # 2
When I was a teenager, before puberty graced me with ta-ta's, I decided to stuff my bra before going to the movies with friends.
Once again I'm chatting with my teenage crush and look down to find the toilet paper I stuffed my bra with was coming out of the top of my sweater!!!
( Oh no, I didnt !!!)
Life has a sweet way of keeping you humble, doesn't it?
Ok, your turn.

I'll play too

Took early morning flight to a business meeting - day trip so just carrying a brief case and wearing a suit.  When plane arrived at Raleigh something felt funny when I stood up.  After deplaning I discovered that someone had left chewing gum on the seat, it had melted into the suit under my ass and part had stretched out when I stood up and slapped down the back of my leg.  Sought assistance from the gate agent who couldn't have cared less.  Finally found a customer service office, but only assistance offered was to get ice for me - had to do the action myself.  So, at 8AM the high-priced consultant is sitting on a john in his underwear chilling and removing chewing gum from his pants (about 15 minutes work), and then walking through the terminal and taking a taxi with the back of the pants soaked - fortunately it was a dark suit.  (I think there was a comedy routine about that!)  Fortunately, they dried before my meeting.

In high school...someone asked me what I was doing for cinco de mayo...I stupidly asked when that was.  Hilarious laughter, dumb look...end scene.