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ATfun 10 Reviews 246 reads
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I'd be flat broke if I did that everytime I had the urge.

ATfun737 reads

Sir Cumalot's movie below "Slamin the Ham" got me thinking a little sophomoric about terms for male masturbation.  Playing on the carnivore theme:

Beat the Meat
Tickle the Tenderloin
Slap the Sausage

Do you have any favorites to add?  Ok so its 1am and I can't sleep, lol.

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Belowpar69356 reads

Punishing Percy     Waxing the Dolphin.    Beating the bishop.  Pounding the pudd   .  These terms wil take you back a few decades     Lol

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emsjhs2009294 reads

spanking the monkey
flogging the log
whipping the weinie
jerking the gherkin
walking the dog

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ga_kosh248 reads

.... because most things sound funnier with a British accent.

Laughed until I cried watching the Vinnie Jones outtakes in 'Eurotrip'.

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ATfun247 reads

I'd be flat broke if I did that everytime I had the urge.

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QueenBia286 reads

If you don't enjoy masturbating, you have only yourself to blame!


xoxo lol smile 4 me!

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beaverrider239 reads

Never pass up the opportunity to have sex - whether you are with someone or alone.

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SilkShaft286 reads

Spanking it (or Skippy)
Rubbin' one out
"Reading" Playboy
Self Service
Spittin' Cobra

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beaverrider235 reads

Mrs. O'Riley and her four daughters.

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Esteban83239 reads

Who could forget these favorites.

Flogging the dolphin

Bopping the bologna

Posted By: bigjeep62
Sir Cumalot's movie below "Slamin the Ham" got me thinking a little sophomoric about terms for male masturbation.  Playing on the carnivore theme:

Beat the Meat
Tickle the Tenderloin
Slap the Sausage

Do you have any favorites to add?  Ok so its 1am and I can't sleep, lol.

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ThisIsCaylee287 reads

Lol! FiFi is short for Five Fingers!

xoxo
Caylee

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