Craziest Place...

Was in the cab of my Pickup Truck, in a Church Parking Lot when I was In High School... My GF at the time had made home comming court, and was still in her dress. It was HOT! I felt dirty and wrong for about a week because it was in the church parking lot!!!! But still, it was great and she was HOTT!!!!! AH, the "good 'ol days"...

Most spontaneous was With a southwest airline stewardess, in a sports bar mens room, after a college big 12 football game. Much younger, thinner, nimbler then.

Best scenery was north of Seattle. I had suite that was former executive lounge, and my deck was below current executive lounge where a party was happenning. Special friend and I experience each other while looking at snow cap mt there - ranier I think, might be McKinley.

Most exotic, Singapore, there was a damn cockatoo or something outside my room.   I took a special friend on a trip with me for those three days.

Most not sure what we were thinking - took special friend to a movie, it was total dud, experienced each other in a family restroom by snack bar. Still remember popcorn smell with smile.

Most historical, at a renaissance festival where I had a lord of manor costume and my lady fair had a very filmy, fairy costume I rented for her. My sword and her wings were damn problems

Not sure it is crazy, but the very first place I had sex was on the green of a golf course here in Atlanta (for you Atlanta guys it was at Adams Park Golf Course -- now Tup Holmes). Sounds terribly like Caddyshack, but sure enough the sprinklers came on while we were in the act. We thought we had been busted, so we picked up our clothes and ran, but my partner never did find her shoes, and neither of us were able to cum.

In the butt, Bob

Sorry I couldn't resist.

Broad daylight and bribed the ticket taker with a carton of cigarettes to let me and my girl stay inside the tower while he closed it down for lunchtime.  Really hot watching the crowd while pounding away and no one could see what was really going on.

Well, I have two that I cannot choose between. One is beside the railroad tracks for the train that circles Stone Mountain. It was broad daylight and my friend, who was on top, waved at the folks in the train as it went by. That was about 40 years ago!  LOL

The other was the girls shower of our high school gym. My girlfriend, her teammate and I decided to have some wet fun in the showers. I won't say how long ago that was!!

Jim

Tamuning Theater in Tamuning, Guam.

Screaming Jay hawkikns's coffin that he used as a stage prop.

tyvm,P.T.

Unlike Bill Clinton I count oral

Got a BBBJNQNS in an Olympic sized public pool, while everyone was there, and life guard on duty.  My GF was not only talented but could hold her breath.

Got a BBBJNQNS in the back row of the church van, coming back from a churchy thing.  Everyone was asleep except for the driver, me and my GF. In my mind I can still see the driver's eyes, and I was trying to keep a poker face.

Got 8 or 9 BBBJNQNS in about a 3 hour span, for two days in a row, in an RV that was being used as an air-conditioned resting place for a volunteer event, very high traffic.  I was in the top bunk "napping" and GF was standing with her head between the curtains, backing away whenever someone came in.

Got BBBJNQNS in the living room from GF while my mother was in the very next room.  Back then telephones were wired to the wall, and not mobile, so had just a fraction of a second to cover.

As for actual sex, much less interesting.  In college, used to take GF to men's shower (the floor shares the shower) and fuck in most standing positions and lots of Greek, even some ATM.  Trick was sneaking her in and out of the bathroom.

Got caught on camera with our pants and panties around our ankles decades ago on the bridge 20 floors up that connectied Peachtree Center to the Mart.  Not sure that bridge still exists.

Z

In a Cemetary on top of a grave.  Did not plan it.  We were making out in the back seat and fell out and starting F***king on a grave site.  Then, the police showed up..............   LOL

Back when the Pink Pony only had the original three VIP rooms, the ones on the same side as the DJ booth, I was in the first of the three, and my dancer/friend, with whom I'd had off-property sex on a couple occasions, told me she was really horny as we walked back there and told me to tip the bouncer really well, and I did, and she gave him a head nod, and I was semi-regular at the time, and he did indeed give us a decent amount of un-checked upon time, and she unzipped me, all it took was about two hand strokes from her to get him fully ready, and she slid off her g-string that she had on under a school girl shorty skirt, and she pushed my knees open, turned around, and in a standing (for her, while i was seated on the couch) variation on RCG, she backed a very wet and ready pussy onto me, and with the skirt still on she said if anyone did see, which they didn't, it would just look like she was dancing her ass up against me.  Later left and we finished in the parking lot of her apartment building in the front seat of my car, facing each other.  These were my pre-hobbying days, but she and I remain friends to this day, about a decade later, though years since she and I were fuck buddies.

My "craziest" might be more like maybe the weirdest....it was on a playground of where I went to elemetary school. Very late at night etc.

Filter room of the pool I lifeguarded at many moons ago!

After boot camp graduation they made us take our family on a small tour of MCRD. Any other Marine I've ever talked to, from that time period, who had to do it said they hated it too because by then the only thing any of us wanted was to get the as far away from that place as possible. My girlfriend at the time traveled out with my family and all I could think about was getting in her pants. The opportunity presented itself in one of the admin buildings where I grabbed her by the hand and we did an exit stage left into an empty office that obviously belonged to some Colonel. After 3 months without we weren't in there very long but it sure was fun. After so many years in I would think back and my regret was I didn't think to leave the guy a nice "gift " on his desk, chair or even on his dress blues hanging in the corner.

My favorite was Pacific Coast Highway just north of Santa Monica.  I got a nice bj in rush hour traffic.

At the Co. presidents office.

I had a girlfriend that work at the same place I did.  One weekend working very late we sneeked at the Presidents office and did it on his couch and his chair.  We left a stain on the couch and every time I needed to walk into that office had very fond memories.  LMAO

In my freshman year of college, I was going back to school after visiting home and my HS girlfriend broke up with me.  My roommate and I were together and sat facing 2 girls who also attended the same college.  We paired off and as we made our five+ hour trip, we got friendly.  She had on one of the "granny dresses" (Yep,......I'm that old) with nothing else (loved that era) and we were able to "do the deed" in the darkened train car.  Can no longer remember what I saw in my old high school girlfriend!!!!

Anyone know if the Illinois Central still runs?????

In the front seat of my car across from Brandsmart.

We didn't think it was all that crazy until we looked up and saw the security cam pointed right into my window.

Lol. I think someone else enjoy our fun that day too

GF at the time 'was bored' and decided to go down on me during afternoon gridlock on 75/85 N.  You can only imagine how 'hard' it was for a young man to keep from stomping the pedals in stop and go traffic.  From the sounds of the horns, the guys in SUVs and Pickups enjoyed the view.  

Memorable, but with traffic cams, I will likely not repeat.

The ABSOLUTE craziest place I ever had sex was in the bathroom at the Fairfax County Jail with my girlfriend. I was in for hit and run, not anything crazy or violent.

Anyways... we got visitation twice week.. She used to come visit in a sundress with no panties on and we used to always sit in the corner with my hands up her dress. One time it got so hot, I said go to the bathroom up the hall and I'll meet you there in a couple of minutes. To make matters more interesting while we were in the middle of some out of the world K9 somebody tried to come into the bathroom, i thought it was the sheriff and I was busted, lucky it was not!!! I unloaded, cleaned up and walked out, my gf locked the door behind, then came out a few minutes later.

GOOD TIMES were had that evening... lol

Many moon ago, on a snow covered water slide, everything went well til we got over balanced and went down the slide.  We hit the ice/water at an awkward angle, (my testicles lead), but to top things off, the young lady couldn't swim a stroke.  So I had to grab her, and break my way through about 20 yards of ice, with her in tow, and my testicles throbbing.  First time I had ever heard of any man having blue balls after sex.