I, for one, will not be getting sixed up today.  
I'll be working late at the office - a much too busy afternoon. Probably til 10 PM.

and by 'getting sixed" I mean plain ol vanilla sex - not "up my six".  
Though I'd love a take a slapshot at some young lady's 5-hole (hockey term for 'b/w the legs").

Yep. Way too focused on numbers today,
ga_kosh

 

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Gives a new meaning to the phrase "I got your six".

LOL

"I've got your six"

Sure, in military speak, this phrase means "I've covering your ass in combat, please cover mine."
Those of us who support the military use it to assure active and vets alike that we'll be there to help them help themselves.

Hobbywise... this phrase could get confusing.  
A) Here's your donation fee.
B) I'll wash your back.
C) Let's do anal.
D) I've got 6 inches for you (but it's really more like 4), so let's fuck.
E) any combination of A thru D, including All of the Above.

Considering you're E (allegedly short for electr0nsrealm)... I think I'm gonna hush now.
ga_kosh

Yes, and it could also mean...
F) Do me right or I see a not so hot review in your future

I am such a cad...

Shirley, you wouldn't be intimidating the ladies with the old 6/6/6 review scare tactic because that's just devilish!

and leave it to you E to add that F (or six-th) option.

Well played Sir.  

:-

Yes.  Yes,  I would.
And stop calling me Shirley.

I prefer Margaret, it's classier.

Great, now I have that Ray Stevens song stuck in my noggin. If I suffer, we all suffer!
If that's not a rule... Well! It Should Be!

Let's all sing together (see link below if you don't know the tune):

"Well, there once was a feller named Willard McVane
And he only had just one thought on his brain
Every evening about midnight he'd sneak off alone
And call the same lady on a pay telephone

It's me again, Margaret
(Evil laughter)
Hello, is this Margaret?
You don't know me, Margaret, but I know you.

Well, this upset the lady and it gave her the blues
So she called up the police, said 'What shall I do?'
The chief of detectives came round to her home
And eavesdropped upon them on her upstairs phone

It's me again, Margaret
(Evil laughter)
Hello, is this Margaret?
Margaret, I know it's you, Margaret
Are you naked?
(More evil laughter)

Well, they called up Ma Bell and they traced him on down
To a funky old phone booth on the outskirts of town
It was there that the vice squad with their field glasses read
The lips of that amorous man as he said

It's me again, Margaret
(Evil laughter)
Hello? Is this, is this Margaret?
(Evil laughter)
I know it's you, Margaret
I bet you can't guess what I'm doing

Well, they cuffed him and dragged him to the station downtown
And they allowed him one phone call 'fore the jailer came round
He wet his chapped lips and he cleared his young throat
Then he dialed the telephone and softly he spoke

'It's me again, Margaret
(Evil laughter)
They got me, Margaret!
You ain't going to miss me, Margaret, I know that
But I'll miss you
(Much more evil laughter)
And when I get out, Margaret
I'm going to come over there with a weed eater
A live chicken... and some peach preserves!
We'll have a good old time, Margaret!"

 
Yep, you'll never look at chicken waffles the same way again, people.

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One of my ATFs, evidently read my OP post yesterday as late last night I was surprised with a call. Before I could say Hello:
"Hey babe, it's (her). You know, I've got your Six."  
"Sorry, what have you got? Why that was a stupid question for me to ask. What are you talking about?"
"This is a Booty Call, Silly Man. I'm on me way over to (names various activities). Interested?"  
"Hell Yeah!"

She's retired but occasionally lurks on the boards. No Shill, just a statement of gratitude.  
Damn, I'm sore today.
I feel like the A on E's list - fat middle aged man who thinks he's a Porn Star.  
Sure fun trying....

ga_kosh

Awesome, man.  Congrats.
It's nice having a lady that's got your back.
I mean got your six.

Yawl are turning into man whores lol!!  Get a room and have an orgy I want details though lol!!
Xoxo,  
TL