People have been defecating since pre-historic times.
Before the advent of toilet paper was medieval times, before commercially available tp was used in the US in the 1800s, people used their non-dominant hand, (usually the left in the West) and shat squatting. What position? Like sex, whichever one gets the job done with the least amount of discomfort. This system worked.
It amazes me sometimes how we have to have a tool to do something we have done without for centuries. Just this weekend, FOX News had a 'snow toy' segment with a mega-sized melon ball scooper for use in snowball fights. Seriously? Kids can't roll their own balls these days? In my day, we wore t-shirts and shorts and rolled our snowballs barehanded til they were shoulders-wide then tossed them like ice giants at one another... and we liked it!
Wait - did someone say "First World Problem"? Oh, that was me wasn't it? Nevermind - any excuse to cue up a little Frontalot. Preach, Brother Damian, preach!
Those maybe some of the funniest lyrics ever written, btw. Rule #34 set to music if you will.
And while we are on the topic of uh... interesting fetishes (will you get your mind out of the gutter already?), I'll leave you with the greatest Star Wars themed golden shower song ever written...
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