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electr0nsrealm 45 Reviews 465 reads
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"Studies show that males orgasm 59 percent of the time while their partner is screaming in ecstasy, and only 2 percent of the time while she’s lying quiet, counting gold sprinkles on the ceiling."

Let's see...  what is that phrase I'm looking for?
Oh yes, here it is...
"No shit Sherlock."

Yes, my highly scientific studies corroborate these statistics and also add one more data point...

From a sample size of one (myself) - males orgasm 99.9% of the time when she is yelling in ecstacy a very specific phrase...

"Fuck me hard Daddy, I'm going to cum!"

Yep, that does it pretty much every time.

:-)

whitneycox1611 reads

Men ejaculate at a speed of 28 mph!  
And that's why you don't get bored and start googling weird stuff..lmao

 
http://www.toptenz.net/10-things-you-didnt-know-about-the-orgasm.php

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OceanCity38449 reads

Yes, nothing better when bored than finding fun-fact lists.  I thought #5 particularly interesting....must be what Mick Jagger referred to in his Start Me Up lyrics.

28mph though?   Come on, I have to be going a lot faster than that before I pop...lol!!

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electr0nsrealm466 reads

"Studies show that males orgasm 59 percent of the time while their partner is screaming in ecstasy, and only 2 percent of the time while she’s lying quiet, counting gold sprinkles on the ceiling."

Let's see...  what is that phrase I'm looking for?
Oh yes, here it is...
"No shit Sherlock."

Yes, my highly scientific studies corroborate these statistics and also add one more data point...

From a sample size of one (myself) - males orgasm 99.9% of the time when she is yelling in ecstacy a very specific phrase...

"Fuck me hard Daddy, I'm going to cum!"

Yep, that does it pretty much every time.

:-)

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spinnaker17336 reads

Of course, everyone knows that I'm easy - LOL.

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ga_kosh404 reads

Instead of "And that's why you don't get bored and start googling weird stuff..lmao"

I think you meant

"And that's why you don't get horny by yourself because you'll  start googling weird sex stuff...bored off my butt"

 

"Nurse, get this woman 10 cc of semen and multiple screaming orgasms - stat!" - Dr. Kosh

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StinaValentine610 reads

a man's semen were significantly denser in mass and still traveled at 28mph? Newton's third law would dictate a pretty hilarious and possibly dangerous consequence for a powerful orgasm. We'd certainly have to come up with a different name for cocks. Perhaps "WMD", as in "Yeah, she wants the wmD." Instead of the typical polite notification of "Sweetie, I'm coming." we'd get "RELEASE THE KRAKEN!" or "WINTER IS COMING!" Post-coital activities would include helping the lady patch up her wall. We'd definitely need a raise. And, kevlar. ;)

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TP9431M402 reads

One cartoon I saw showed Superman laying on his back saying " Lois ?", with her legs sticking out of the  ceiling.

Another was entitled  " Superman, Man of Steel. Lois Lane, woman of tissue. "


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electr0nsrealm326 reads

Stina,  

You have a wonderfully creative (and twisted) mind.
I have to respect that.

PS:  Are you available for target practice?  I assume you already have the Wonder Woman costume?  Oh, and I'd be happy to bring safety glasses if you don't have any.  

:-)

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hansel1939352 reads

Read your "WMD" comment and thought as only Elmer Fudd could say, "Wee wee Might wanna Duck"

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