I have two that I enjoy one being of course the "suckratery" where I take dicktation  while sitting on the desk followed by a period of time on my knees taking matters in hand (and mouth, of course) followed by a return to the desk before clocking out for the day.  The other is the psychiatrist who is consulting with a patient over his anxiety and resulting sexual dysfunction who takes mattesr in hand and mouth again in an effort to cure the patient.  Hmmmm, seems that I always end up with something in my mouth, I guess that is a totally different thread.  Suzee xoxo