Well that got your attention didn't it?
Please join me in a philosophical discussion of all things anal. If you are queasy about such topics, then this thread may not be for you. Consult your doctor first. And if you have an erection lasting longer than four hours... damn son! I'll have some of what you're having. 
I like sailing on the Greek isles from time to time. And fortunately it's fairly easy to find ladies that enjoy that activity as well. Whether they mention it directly in their ads or through a TER search we can find these Sirens of the exotic isles. So life has become easy for modern day Greek sailors.
Also for folks that like rimming (giving and receiving), we can search for those practitioners as well. Understandably, rimming (and anal in general) is a very YMMV activity so a search can yield inconsistent results. But it's better than nothing.
And even for the adventurous guys who like prostate massage we can search on that too. Excuse me for a second - I feel a rant coming on... Can we get "prostate massage - y/n" as a separate activity? I understand it is technically massage, but having it lumped under all other types of massage isn't helping anyone. Well, it isn't helping me at least.
So then how about ladies that like toys in the butt? A finger? Something teeny tiny but not the whole salami? How do we find out about them? Sometimes I don't need the full Greek expedition. My dinghy can stay safely at dock. But maybe a lady that likes a little anal toy play would be hot to watch. Or help with...
FWIW I find ladies fall into these categories. Anally speaking. Speaking on the topic of anal. Not speaking out of my ass. But I suppose I do that regularly too.
A) My backdoor is locked up tighter than Fort Knox. It is the forbidden zone. Do not approach. Don't even think about it Mister!
B) If you are gentle, feel free to explore. Teehee, that tickles. Oh, but it feels pretty good too! Nothing bigger than a pinky, ok?
C) Get me nice and warmed (and lubed) up and I'll try. Be gentle. My ass is definitely not one size fits all. I'll be the judge of what goes in the out door.
D) Wow, that looks big - let's give it a try! Toys, dicks, billiard balls - it doesn't matter. Disclaimer: These girls are rarely found in the wild - they exist mainly in fantasy (and porn shoots).
TER is a great tool for research and helping align gents experiences with their expectations. But like any tool it can be improved. We all have a better time if we know what we are getting ourselves into, right?
Ladies and gents - your thoughts on ways we can improve TER for anal adventurers?
Does anal y/n tell the (w)hole story? 
Would you like to see an anal toys/play a separate category? Maybe for guys and girls? Some gents like a little hooha action now and then too - it might be nice to know what ladies are into that.
How about prostate massage as its own category?
Any experiences with anal toy play that you enjoyed? Were the activities on the regular menu? Or was there an all access backstage pass for a special occasion (for a regular for example)?
Your thoughts please.
...that's an exit, not an entrance. I've tried it and it's just not my thing. I'm sure I've probably missed out on some uh-MAY-zing orgasms too 
Props to the ladies (and guys) who dig it!
OAN, out and about town yesterday, I saw a man wearing a t-shirt that said, "Once a week go Greek" I wonder if he's been on this board? Lol!
Xoxo
Caylee
....prostate massage would be a good category I think. And the y/n for anal should maybe also include YMMV (if it doesn't already) or how do you abbreviate "I need to see it first before I make a decision"?
Xoxo
Caylee
Absolutely.
Folks like what they like - it's as simple as that.
If we can align gents expectations with ladies proclivities then everyone wins.
We're like match.com - except for buttholes.
If I can maximize my fun time with a lady knowing beforehand what she's into then that's awesome.
And if I can avoid an awkward conversation during our play time together so much the better.
A new acronym? I'm on it. How about...
WTBFWEDYTYGTPTT
"Whoa there big fella, where exactly do you think you're going to put that thing?"
Ok it's a little wordy, but quaint I think.
lol the talk or thought of the activity makes me super uncomfortable
See, that is good info to know.
Instead of asking "what's your sleep number?"
we can now ask
"what's your butthole profile?"
We're just solving problems left and right around here.
It's pretty amazing what can happen when a bunch of perverts get together!😁
Posted By: electr0nsrealm
Re: Option A.
See, that is good info to know.
Instead of asking "what's your sleep number?"
we can now ask
"what's your butthole profile?"
We're just solving problems left and right around here.
Agreed.
A dirty mind is a terrible thing to waste.
Acquired a relatively slender prostate massage vibrator for the purpose. The ladies say resulting orgasm is incredible. Current bucket list item is to reverse portals, using one of those rabbits with rotating rings of ball bearings and a twisting tip ..... with me in the back door. Can't imagine what that would feel like.
Excellent idea Spin, thanks for sharing that.
I've known ladies that were open (heh) to having a small buttplug inserted while being fucked. Ones that weren't in the "anal - y" category. So I suppose they would be classified as type "B" girls. That's hot.
And a foxtail buttplug... they're just the best, aren't they?
I would like a grid, that we could use to filter on with the reviews. Many ladies that have anal in their profile have 50 or more reviews with not one review mentioning anal, which I then mental convert to no anal. In fact, if she goes more than 5 recent reviews with out anal, then it's unlikely that she really does it, or that it will happen - I prefer a sure thing.
So each reviewer enters what they did before the details, that could be added to the "view" and we could chose which parameters go into the search (you can do much more than anal), then have it return those reviews or at least indicate what was marked, so we can see how many reviewers on average experienced specific acts. Also, that way I don't have to read every review and analyze each one to build my own mental profile of her most likely services and outcomes.
I know what you are talking about. It confuses me too.
I understand that anal is often very much in "ymmv" territory.
However I see ladies listed as "anal - y" but nothing in their (recent) history to show they enjoy that activity.
Or even offer it.
So I wonder if it was a mistake on her original profile... or what...
Maybe I just don't know the secret code word.
Uhhh... Speak "friend" and enter?
Tolkien is rolling in his grave right now.
Forgive me good sir.
On one of the other review sites, not popular in ATL, each review begins with a listing of the 2-3 letter acronyms for the acts performed. Not searchable, but easy to scan.
Now you've got me wondering if the acronyms are selectable check boxes or if reviewers manually type them in.
Check boxes would be better I think.
I know myself too well and I'd be putting in extraneous acronyms just to keep life interesting. Why, I can see the pm's now...
Dear e,
Hey man, long time no chat. How's it going?
Liked your review of Lili Von Shtupp - I was thinking of seeing her myself. One thing I wanted to verify...
You said in your review that she gave you an MRI and an EKG, is that really true? If so... damn.
That must be one well equipped incall.
I have had relationships before I stepped in the industry where it was expected & desired of me so I got kinda use to it I guess? Don't get me wrong, there are times that if I don't travel to foreign isles for a while- its a hard course to sail for the first few weeks compared to when Im in and off the island everyday. However, I get my sea legs quickly : ) I do believe in toys as well. Looking up this "spot" toy soon and want to get a wand : ) I got an expensive bullet and it vibrates like a Hemi in my hands which makes it hard to handle in times its needed most : ). If you read my reviews though I do like plugs and plan on exploring jewels : ) ...not to mention Im not just a talker! lol
Dear Miss Kane,
Thank you for the nice compliment, you are too kind.
And thank you for the insight into yourself. So, it sounds like I can put you down as a "C" type girl? *furiously scribbles into the Tome of Sexual Trivia* Yes, yes, this information may come in very handy some day...
A jewel, hmmm. I think that is a wonderful fashion statement - a woman wearing nothing but a smile and her jewel. You've given me much to fantasize, uh... I mean... think about.
I find the simplest thing is to just e-mail or text a provider before our session and ask if she's ok with trying a trip to greece. That way there are no misunderstandings. When women say "maybe" or "it depends on your size" I reply that I (genuinely) don't like the idea of doing anything that would cause pain or discomfort, so it's fine if they are up for giving it a try & I completely understand if they don't want to. I think it's important to keep in mind that pleasurable travel to greece can depend on a lot of factors and sometimes it just isn't going to happen, no matter how experienced & willing the provider might be. I find that to be the best approach - communicating and being clear that I'm not going to try to force the issue & I'm not going to sulk or get upset if it doesn't work out.
As always, ymmv.
Well, my premise was around searching out and being able to know a lady's enjoyment level with greek prior to us meeting. If I've already met her I likely know that already. And mentioning specific acts prior to meeting a provider for the first time is a big no-no (even after you've already been screened). So taking the direct approach and just asking is generally frowned upon.
That's what makes greek on a first date an especially angst filled activity. It doesn't bother me per se, I was just pondering if there is a way to make the system more helpful for both parties. Knowing and meeting expectations makes for happier customers - which results in better reviews. Everyone wins.
If you had read all about this great steak place - how awesome and delicious their steaks were and you went there to enjoy same only to find out that the night you go is hamburger night (as in hamburger only - no steak for you)... Well, wouldn't you be a bit confused and/or upset? Knowing what you are getting into helps everyone.
Great now I want steak.
I should add that it could be the only way besides the obvious clit stimulation.
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