Things to be sad about

That leave this ole dog scratching his balls

You qualify!  )))  oh my he he he

Re: It must be my many other talents eom

Oh yes, it (cough cough) is........  He he he

My wallet

Still can't believe how often I read reviews where dudes say they detected a scent; or how many ladies talk bout how dudes are funky...

Is that an invitation

who are you going to satisfy with that ????

Denied service once a. Dude is there with his wang out.  

I've never been accused of being too big. However, I've been asked why I have such a large ass. My answer is "to drive my tiny dick".

I had a gal tell me mine was too big once. She said no...I absolutely could not put it in her belly button!

I could be on the large side for girls who are not into the big ones but at the same time I'm on the small side for size queens! Hahaha

are 5'1" and under. Then, regardless of her previous experience, jr. ALWAYS looks huge in her hand... at least to me... and my ego is the fragile one sooo...

.... couldn't see myself having a good time with 11 inches up my ass lol.

I love cocks of ALL sizes. Honestly cant say I have ever had one to big OR to small lol
I have 3 holes and there is one to accommodate any size REALLY  
 It also helps me to actually be totally aroused especially with the big ones  
Just contact a local SLUT and shouldn't be that BIG of a deal lol
Hugs and kisses
T