I know what you can do to a man with just a normal bed, I could only imagine what you could do with a chair like that. Do you have one of those signs next to it that says "if you have a heart condition or bad back, you should not get on this ride"?
Why bother responding to this idiot? Is what these ladies do a job, definitely. A concept he/she will never understand, MOST definitely. It is demeaning to respond to this inane sort of stuff.
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