I just got finished with a wonderful session.
He was sweet and we had a lot of fun together.
He went to the rest room to freshen up as I waited in the next room for my turn to get fresh.
I noticed he was taking a little long in the restroom so I decided to check up on him.
The door to the bathroom was open so I peeked my head in very playfully.
To my surprise he was standing there using my tooth brush.
MY TOOTH BRUSH!
Now I know to keep extra tooth brushes but seriously MY TOOTH BRUSH!!!!!!

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mmmmmm OMG That does sound Hot... you should relive that with me lol

During the same session, I had a maid walk in and during RCG the fire alarm went off. We did not stop.

My panties kept going missing every time I would see this one client , Then one day he showed up for a session and was wearing a pair  he had taken ..Lol nothing but love whatever makes you happy

That was tacky-no matter what activity one participates in some how using someone elses toothbrush is just bad !!

I was in the middle of a session, when another provider began banging on the b/r door yelling for us to get dressed b/c the police were at the door. Turns out that the agency owners brother was a security guard and stopped by to check on the girls. The other provider was new, and didn't know who he was. She just saw a uniform and a badge through the peephole and freaked. So did I. Of course I laugh about it now.

I also just had a session where the fire alarm went off. That was fun.

Gosh, that's REALLY hot if you can make an fire alarm go off

Lol wow I dont know if I should laugh or be disturbed.

I was with a lady at her incall, going hot and heavy.  There came a knock at the door and we looked at each other with shocked looks.  Seems the cenus taker was at the door.  She said she was busy and the reply was "I'll stop back".  We were just ready to go out the door for lunch when he returned.  Nothing to do but let him in and answer the ?'s.  She expained that no one actually lived in the apartment, that she just used it to entertain boyfriends.  I stood there with a red face and wanted to hide.  We later laughed about it over lunch.

Was at a hotel incall. Had some preliminary dfk and make out with the lady.  Clothes scattered everywhere.  Adjourned to take preliminary shower.  Knock on door - turned out it was hotel guy insisting on inventorying the minibar.  My lady did a great job - hid me in the bathroom, picked up and stowed the clothes, etc., wrapped herself in a towel and let him in.  Inventory accomplished, we went on to a fantastic session.

I drove the getaway car!

I met a young lady at her hotel and brought a bottle of wine. Neither of us had a wine bottle opener so she called room service. She was dressed in some super hot scanty lingerie and I was fully clothed. Surprisingly enough, room service showed up in about 3 minutes with the wine bottle opener. She dropped to the floor on the other side of the bed as I answered the door. After room service left, we opened the wine and proceeded to have a very nice time.

many years ago the gentlemen arrives witb a doctor's bag and a blue-black hairpiece that he had on backwards.  Never again!

He opened the window, but it didn't matter... the smoke detector got a whiff and it sent the fire alarm on the ENTIRE 2nd floor off. People were running up and down the hallway to find the "fire".

One
This dude sometimes had a hard time getting up... so he would run out of the room naked slapping his dick.. "bad dickey bad dickey!" go back in the room and it was hard....?

Then there was the fruit and veg man that came n covered you with fruits n veggies and had his way....

Then there was the guy wanting to bring the T Tops from his car and have a girl crap while he was under it...

so on and so many more.....

tyvm,P.T.

I went to an incall to meet a provider for the first time. As I pulled into hotel parking lot, it was full of law enforcement vehicles. It was more than just patrol cars. We had ATF, Swat vehicles, and everything in between taking up most of the spaces. The only things missing were a firetruck and EMS.Not to be deterred, I went in anyway. Really, they couldn't all be there to catch us doing something we shouldn't. It was fine but it added a bit of spice to a "first meeting". I asked her what she was going to do next time, "call the National Guard?"