I don't know that this has been asked before, but ladies, what are your thoughts on men's cologne?
I tend to wear Safari by Ralph Lauren when I do, which is rarely. What about the green bottle Polo cologne? I still see it being sold, but I haven't used that since high school. A guy told me that girls love Drakkar Noir. That one reminds me of when I was in college, I stopped wearing it when they started selling it at CVS. Yeah, that sounds snobby I know.
Anything else that you all like? What about nothing at all?
Supposed to smell like various colognes(but with "original" names), but in actuallity smells closer to the odor given off by the poop you take after a day-long concert. Only men have the gene that lets us realize the truth. Girls have some deficiency, most likely from overuse of cosmetics. We wear it anyway, because 1.it is finally a deodorant we can casually pass around the locker room without sharing eachother`s pit hair 2.it covers up the BO until you can get your hands on some REAL deodorant 3.we know that because of their missing poop-smell-detection gene, most chicks have an unexpicable attraction to it**.
**Research on the missing poop-smell detection gene in women could be done, but scientists are not motivated on account of Axe is their only means of getting girls....
Warning on AXE label- DO NOT OVERUSE, OR YOU WILL FAIL AT LIFE.
*AFTER GAME* Nick: Shit, I forgot by D.O. today! Brian: Its all cool, just take some of my Old Spice. Nick: Hells no, you got pubes all up on that shit. Yo, Jay, lemme take a hit of that Axe!
Lee: Dude, you need some right guard! John: But I already got my Axe on... Lee: Exactly.
Jordan had it made. 27 years, 7 figures, 2 mansions, finest girl. Til he overused Axe. Then he spontaneously failed at life.
Not my real opinion- but someone else's views that I just had to share on this wonderful product that all 13 year old boys are buying at Walmart.
gotta admit I love Gio. From the first day I opened the Sports Illustrated scent ad, I had to have it (really).
I do know that a little goes a long way, and I honestly think I may use it only a few times a year (one of my favorite providers loves it).
i also have been told one should spray cologne in the air and walk through it...never spray it directly on. I DO know that any spray I use at night stays with me until the next morning shower, and every thing worn smells (slightly) of Gio until washed in the next load or dry cleaned.
Gotta like the response of fresh soap as the winner (with some non-overpowering deodorant, freshly trimmed nails on hands/feet, clipped nose/ear hair, brushed teeth with flossing/breath mints,and shaved (beard and pubes- really- what woman wants to see you hairy bushy area, and showered right before session- just like the dates I use to go on (but i wasn't trimming nose/ear hair back then LOL)).
I don't know that this has been asked before, but ladies, what are your thoughts on men's cologne?
I tend to wear Safari by Ralph Lauren when I do, which is rarely. What about the green bottle Polo cologne? I still see it being sold, but I haven't used that since high school. A guy told me that girls love Drakkar Noir. That one reminds me of when I was in college, I stopped wearing it when they started selling it at CVS. Yeah, that sounds snobby I know.
Anything else that you all like? What about nothing at all?
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