The Dangers of Smoking

Well, everyone knows the published dangers of smoking - cancer, bronchitis, coughing, etc. etc. etc. Yet, some of us still partake every now and then. Unfortunately, I have discovered a new, unpublished danger of smoking. While in my hotel room (yes, it was a smoking room), I was smoking before taking a shower. As there was no ashtray or chair in the bathroom, I was making myself comfortable on the toilet, flicking the ashes into the toilet. When I was done, it was a simple thing to just toss the cigarette into the toilet. However, I misjudged the distance and the first thing the lighted cigarette hit was Mr. Happy! Well, now I have a lovely and painful blister on the end of Mr. Happy. As I am traveling, I can't contact any of the ladies in Atlanta to kiss it all better!!

A lesson learned by this old fart is a warning to others to be careful to this new danger of smoking!!!