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Favorite dirty song lyrics
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I was listening to an oldie:

Your custard pie, yeah, sweet and nice  
When you cut it, mama, save me a slice  
Your custard pie, I declare, it's sweet and nice  
I like your custard pie  
When you cut it, mama... mama, please save me a slice.

So what's everybody's favorite dirty song lyric?

"squeeze my lemon 'til the juice runs down my leg"

The Knack  "Good Girls Don't"
She says "good girls don't, but I do"  
There's a line in the song about "sitting on your face" in this one too.

Sit on my face and tell me you love me I will sit on your face and tell you I love you

It's gettin' near dawn When lights close their tired eyes I'll soon be with you my love

To give you my dawn surprise

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Posted By: gon4good
Sit on my face and tell me you love me I will sit on your face and tell you I love you  

Step inside, walk this way
You and me babe, Hey, hey!
Love is like a bomb, baby, c'mon get it on

enough said...lo

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cum stains on the pillow (where she used to lay her head)

fast ffred1868 reads

I got a girl she lives cross town,
She's the one that really gets down.
When she boogie,
She do the tube snake boogie.
Well now boogie little baby,  
Boogie woogie all night long.

I got a girl she lives on the block,
She kinda funky with her pink and black socks.
She likes to boogie,
She do the tube snake boogie.
Well now boogie woogie baby,
Boogie woogie all night long.

I got a girl, she lives on the hill.
She won't do it but her sister will,
When she boogie,
She do the tube snake boogie.
Well now boogie little baby,
Boogie woogie all night long.  
Blow your top blow your top blow your top

"All you did was wreck my bed; and in the morning, kick me in the head!"

Puddle of Mudd- Control.... I can do this music thing all day...

listen to while F**ring Salt "N" pepa   push it!

Next line: Once you do I'll never stop

She wears on her chest
And when daddy comes home he never gets no rest....

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Baby, baby, I've been so sad since you've been gone  
Way back to New York City  
Where you do belong  
Honey, I missed your two-tone kisses  
Legs wrapped around me tight  
If I ever get back to Fun City, girl  
I'm gonna make you scream all night  

Honey, honey, call me on the telephone  
I know you're movin' out to Hollywood  
With your can of tasty foam  
All those beat up friends of mine  
Got to get you in their books  
And lead guitars and movie stars  
Get their tongues beneath your hood  

Yeah! You're a star fucker, star fucker, star fucker, star fucker, star  
Yeah, a star fucker, star fucker, star fucker, star fucker, star  
A star fucker, star fucker, star fucker, star fucker star  

Yeah, I heard about you Polaroid's  
Now that's what I call obscene  
Your tricks with fruit was kind a cute  
I bet you keep your pussy clean  
Honey, I miss your two tone kisses  
Legs wrapped around me tight  
If I ever get back to New York, girl  
Gonna make you scream all night  

Yeah! You're a star fucker, star fucker, star fucker, star fucker, star  
Yeah, a star fucker, star fucker, star fucker, star fucker, star  
A star fucker, star fucker, star fucker, star fucker star  

Yeah, Ali McGraw got mad with you  
For givin' head to Steve McQueen  
Yeah, and me we made a pretty pair  
Fallin' through the Silver Screen  
Honey, I'm open to anything  
I don't know where to draw the line  
Yeah, I'll make bets that you're gonna get  
John Wayne before he dies  

Yeah! You're a star fucker, star fucker, star fucker, star fucker, star  
Yeah, a star fucker, star fucker, star fucker, star fucker, star  
A star fucker, star fucker, star fucker, star fucker star  
Yes you are  
A star fucker, star fucker, star fucker, star fucker st

I want to fuck you like an animal.

I love ZZ Top, cant wait for Sturgis and the 110th of Harley this year.

his is a song for the ladies
But fellas listen closely
You don't always have to fuck her hard
In fact sometimes that's not right to do
Sometimes you've got to make some love
And fucking give her some smoochies too
Sometimes ya got to squeeze
Sometimes you've got to say please
Sometime you've got to say hey
I'm gonna Fuck you softly
I'm gonna screw you gently
I'm gonna hump you sweetly
I'm gonna ball you discreetly
And then you say hey I bought you flowers
And then you say wait a minute sally
I think I got somethin in my teeth
Could you get it out for me
That's fucking teamwork
What's your fave posish?
That's cool with me
It's not my favorite
But I'll do it for you
What's your favorite dish?
I'm not gonna cook it
But I'll order it from Zanzibar
And then I'm gonna love you completely
And then I'll fucking fuck you discreetly
And then I'll fucking bone you completely
But then I'm gonna fuck you hard
Har

How about Bloodhound Gang, Bad Touch

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