Like everyone, I have my daily rituals.  Today seems a bit off for some reason and was wondering if anyone else ever experienced a similar day.  Example, toothpaste, miss the brush, but not my hand.  Hand lotion, miss my hand, but not my shirt.  Eggs, miss the pan, but not my pant leg.  Coffee, miss my mouth, but not my chin.  To-go drink miss the cupholder, but not my lap.  Xerox toner, miss the receptacle, but not my shoes.  

So to any lady I might see in the next 24 hours, I publically apologize in advance.  Greek is usually not my thing, but I am just having one of those days.

PS Here is a 411 request I have never read here before, anyone have a good drycleaner they could recco?