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bwcoyote 714 reads
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True story, just felt like sharing.  Today I was out and about at lunch.  I was at intersection waiting for red turn light to change.  A VERY attractive MILF came jogging up.  She stopped to wait for light so she could cross, but all the while kept running in place.  Apparently she forgot her sports bra because as she was running in place, one of her "girls" popped out.  

Given the relatively cooler day today and being the compassionate soul that I am, I did what any red-blood American male would do....I waited for the next light.  

I admit that I am a bit twisted, but what I don't get is the young guy behind me that was honking his horn trying to get me to hurry through the light.  What is wrong with our young men these days?

kraneyum401 reads

Thanks for sharing your story and your consternation of the young and the restless.  Would it be necessary for someone to post under an ISO thread to find that intersection, in case your jogger makes an encore (wardrobe malfunction) appearance ?

I may need to replace my wiper blades to get a better view of her return through the crosswalk.  Although, I am not very mechanically inclined and am unsure how well the new wipers would clear the drool from the inside of the windshield

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YourCollegeGF343 reads

Posted By: bwcoyote
True story, just felt like sharing.  Today I was out and about at lunch.  I was at intersection waiting for red turn light to change.  A VERY attractive MILF came jogging up.  She stopped to wait for light so she could cross, but all the while kept running in place.  Apparently she forgot her sports bra because as she was running in place, one of her "girls" popped out.    
   
 Given the relatively cooler day today and being the compassionate soul that I am, I did what any red-blood American male would do....I waited for the next light.    
   
 I admit that I am a bit twisted, but what I don't get is the young guy behind me that was honking his horn trying to get me to hurry through the light.  What is wrong with our young men these days?

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anonymousfun410 reads

Too much energy drink. By lunch time most of the dip shits already had three or four.  

I am not kidding. Just go to QT early morning and see what they load up on.

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wheelchairman418 reads

They aren't healthy at all. I think the FDA will start to regulate them soon. Yeah being jack up on too much of that shit is not good for you.

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