Thank you for the vote of confidence.  Or is it just your desperation regarding the current line up?

If I ran, I would definitely be using the Rodney Dangerfield platform - "Hey everybody, we're all gonna get laid!"

Short, sweet, simple.  I think it has universal appeal.  Of course I wouldn't want to promise something in my campaign that I couldn't deliver.  Because politicians never do that...  

Speaking of comedians...  I have a life rule that goes - "hang with the funny people whenever possible."  Because funny people are often smart.  But smart people often aren't funny.  At all.  I mean seriously.  Boring...

And, if it turns out the funny people aren't smart... well, at least you had yourself a good time.  Right?

Unfortunately, it turns out most politicians are neither smart nor funny.  So my life rule gives no guidance in the upcoming apocalypse... sorry, I mean upcoming election.

God, we are so screwed..