...to know this guy's a douche:

'Of course my dick is very big so I have to be careful'

No need to defend BC, she's a big girl but want to go on record of this guy's doucheness...oh, and he may want to get his eyes checked.

Sir C

The review by sloan25 is a complete fake! He tried to see me last week, but when he arrived he was dirty, smelly, and acted really weird, like he was on drugs or something. I did NOT see this guy- I asked him to leave right away and he did. He sent my assistant dozens of messages threatening that I had better see him or else he would write me a terrible review and no one would want to see me.

he insults her hair not once but twice. #1, a guy isn't going to show up for a date and go on and on about the lady's hair. Who does that? #2, any woman who just had her hair insulted twice would tell him to go to hell and kick him out.

I don't know much about women, but I know never to dis their do.

HS

I have nothing of value to add to the fake review aspect at this time, but I just want to point out to HS that someone trained you very well.  LOL  

Carry on.

Meagan,
  Pick me! Pick me!  I'm very well trained also; even better.  I can do tricks too.  Wanna see me beg?

time on their hands.

IMO

I recall that one as well.  Funny we never saw this kind of reaction to that... LOL  ... Also sort of funny that some guys jump right in here with comments like, ya I agree that's a fake review.  Well, let's be real here, how in the fuck does anyone know anything to be able to assert it's real or its a fake... LOL  I mean, they weren't there.  But it is good for a laugh.

If in deed all those text messages exist, I would have immediately passed those on to admin and chances are the review would have already been removed.  What's the point of another thread that we see so often nowadays, "that sob who said my service or looks sucked is a liar".  What's the probability that anyone other than a handful of board regulars are going to associate a review with a board post anyway.  O well, at least I suppose it makes someone feel good to blast something they don't like.  Despite the numeric scores assigned, the actual review certainly could have been a whole lot worse if in deed his intent was to "ruin" her.  Seems like to me his main thrust was his perceived value/price.  A perfectly valid thing to write about so long as the review is not a fake.

But you know, the funniest aspect are the guys who think because the alleged fake reviewer criticized the rates, that somehow that's the proof that the review must be fake.  WTF is that all about... LOL   If someone perceives they did not get the value they expected for the price they paid, they damn well ought to say so IMO.  

O well, good for chuckles and I hope BC has sent that proof to admin and gets things corrected.  Or, if its not fake, that it's a learning experience to do better by not alienating a customer to the degree that they will blast you in a review.  But I'm not about to imply that I have any damn basis to say it's fake or its real.  I don't fricken know but I do enjoy the chuckles that these sorts of threads bring... LMAO

any chance this bozo is from Greenville, SC and possibly using several names?

what a crummy way to start a Monday.  Hope you can get it resolves...

Haha. I actually love Sir C's reviews, but you served that one up on a silver platter. Funny stuff.

BC, you should be concerned about how this guy got past your screening process!  At the very least you should sit down with your assistant and review how this one got through!  You and she should take this experience as a valuable lessons-learned and make every attempt to never let it happen again!  On the plus side, you got through it unharmed (this time!) and shared the experience with others too.

or general strangeness....kind of hard to tell in an email