Went in for the annual physical yesterday and filled out a the perfunctory questionnaire. Toward the end was an odd question: "What is/are your Drug(s) of Choice?" (a line usually reserved for addicts and/or rehab patients)
I listed mine as:
Caffeine (2-3 times Daily) Alcohol (2-3 weekly, with nicotine) Nicotine (1-2, weekly with alcohol) ASA/APAP (as needed, 1- 2 weekly) - aka Asprin/Tylenol Fexofenadine (used as needed during allergy season) - aka Allegra
Of course, I was accused of being a smart ass but I admitted that I have not been exposed to MJ since THE WALL concert (my last concert of note), and the rest of illicit recreation drugs just don't interest me. I was informed that I was with about 90% of the population. Was the Nurse correct?
Just don't make me think about Soft Cell's "Tainted Love" because that one makes me want to jump off a bridge. Arrrrrgggghhhh! Now I just psyched myself out...
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