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ive learned
Which just made me think of another nugget the hobby taught me...
Never make a woman laugh when she has your cock in her mouth.
To this day I still walk with a slight limp. Oh, and that traffic thing is a good one too.
Never make a woman laugh when she has your cock in her mouth.
To this day I still walk with a slight limp. Oh, and that traffic thing is a good one too.
One of the many things I learned, is if a guy won't stop jabbering... just sit on his face, put your boob in his mouth, or kiss him. That will get him to shut up immediately lol.
If the hobby has taught me anything it would have to be...
That I am an amazing lover with a huge cock that can give the ladies endless orgasms without even trying. Also that I have impeccable oral skills, can find that pesky g-spot every single time, and that all my jokes are funny.
Which just made me think of another nugget the hobby taught me...
Never make a woman laugh when she has your cock in her mouth.
To this day I still walk with a slight limp.
Oh, and that traffic thing is a good one too.
That I am an amazing lover with a huge cock that can give the ladies endless orgasms without even trying. Also that I have impeccable oral skills, can find that pesky g-spot every single time, and that all my jokes are funny.
Which just made me think of another nugget the hobby taught me...
Never make a woman laugh when she has your cock in her mouth.
To this day I still walk with a slight limp.
Oh, and that traffic thing is a good one too.
Ohkah, ah stahp takkinng fah a whal. Ah be quaet nah. Mmmmm, yummeh!
You wouldn't be the first one to crack jokes while we have our mouth full. One got me laughing so hard, it took me a minute to stop. He's lucky I got his cock out of my mouth before laughing. Then he looked at me like "Why'd you stop?"
One of the many things I learned, is if a guy won't stop jabbering... just sit on his face, put your boob in his mouth, or kiss him. That will get him to shut up immediately lol.
One of the many things I learned, is if a guy won't stop jabbering... just sit on his face, put your boob in his mouth, or kiss him. That will get him to shut up immediately lol.
If the hobby has taught me anything it would have to be...
That I am an amazing lover with a huge cock that can give the ladies endless orgasms without even trying. Also that I have impeccable oral skills, can find that pesky g-spot every single time, and that all my jokes are funny.
Which just made me think of another nugget the hobby taught me...
Never make a woman laugh when she has your cock in her mouth.
To this day I still walk with a slight limp.
Oh, and that traffic thing is a good one too.
That I am an amazing lover with a huge cock that can give the ladies endless orgasms without even trying. Also that I have impeccable oral skills, can find that pesky g-spot every single time, and that all my jokes are funny.
Which just made me think of another nugget the hobby taught me...
Never make a woman laugh when she has your cock in her mouth.
To this day I still walk with a slight limp.
Oh, and that traffic thing is a good one too.
How to fuck REALLY GOOD!! HAHA!!! 
Hugs and kisses
TL
You hide them very well. LOL.
I have learned to set boundaries that have helped me to be a happier and healthier person. Also, how to say "No" and stand up for myself. Too, which is VERY IMPORTANT...I had my first orgasm in the hobby. 
These are life lessons I am so grateful for and don't think I would have learned without the hobby. Tough, but, very good lessons.
These are life lessons I am so grateful for and don't think I would have learned without the hobby. Tough, but, very good lessons.
Cannot be taught and is a huge factor in providing an awesome experience as opposed to a normal "run of the mill" romp