"I will probably begin with a very classy first line... something like: say, sweet thang, can I buy you a fish sandwich?" or "Was your father a meat burgler? Here's why I ask: because it looks like somebody stole two fine hams and shoved them down the back of your dress." Those lines have NEVER worked for me. Must be my delivery b/c Karin Parsons and Tiffany Amber Thiessen are fine examples of attractive women. I tip my sifter of Courvoisier to you wheelchairman (and Leon Phelps), ga_kosh
"I will probably begin with a very classy first line... something like: say, sweet thang, can I buy you a fish sandwich?" or "Was your father a meat burgler? Here's why I ask: because it looks like somebody stole two fine hams and shoved them down the back of your dress."
Those lines have NEVER worked for me. Must be my delivery b/c Karin Parsons and Tiffany Amber Thiessen are fine examples of attractive women.
I tip my sifter of Courvoisier to you wheelchairman (and Leon Phelps),
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