You go to a high end strip club and the best looking girl there is the fully clothed bartender.

So you go to the next recommended one, thinking ah, it's just an anomaly, and

Not even the bartender is interesting.

Oh well, at least the beer was over priced.

You have to go to Indy for a business weekend and eros only has 6 ads total and they are all available at any time and the first page of ter new reviews covers the entire state of Indiana for the last month.

You go to a strip club and the lady working the vip room is 3 feet tall, has no teeth, and a flat head. You got a place to sit your beer bro......No offense ladies.....

Well Ok, maybe that's still a good day.

Pura Vida. from the Del Rey in Costa Rica where even the bad days are good. lol

I have not been to any Atlanta strip clubs in years, but I may have to entertain some business associates in a couple of weeks.  Any recommendations?  Are lap dances now an option in Atlanta? $?  I used to really enjoy going to Mons Venus in Tampa!  LOL

you go to strip bar only to realize why it's so dark:  you don't realize that the girl with the fewest tattoos still has a full sleeve or calf of them.

ga_kosh, who prefers heavenly temples without graffiti, but knows 'it takes all kinds'.

As with most recommendations, it will depend on what you are looking for, but based on your comments I would suggest the Pink Pony. Good lap dances are available, as long as you aren't looking for more (even in VIP)

to the better clubs yet. You work out a hotel "deal" for the coming weekend and in the three days in between you find out she's 2 months prego and married. It gets worse when you tell her you can't do it and then her husband starts texting and leaving voice mails saying it's all cool and to go for it. Weirdos !

But sounds like a common event everywhere, lol

Got it ! So i'm a little slow !  LOL

The Del Rey....otherwise referred to as Heaven On Earth