Anyone seen this lovely lady?

She is a member of the 'Name of the week' club.  Shows up under a different name each week on the local sites.  Changing names, in this case, is an effort to hide from lackluster hurried service.  Yes, she did provide all that was promised, but considering the session length, she should be named 'Smarty Jones'

You mean she slows down in the mud

Hmmm.  Maybe we should say that she wins the race two out of three times, pulling away.